Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, my God! - What?
What if the Holiday Armadillo...
Santa, really?
What are you doing here, Santa?
[PHOEBE GASPS]
Okay.
That's great.
Oh. Hey, Ben!
...and apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
They say if we want, we could see it tonight.
You bet I did, Ben.
...your part-Jewish friend.
BEN: Santa!
And then my cat died.
Ready? One, two, three, four.
If you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building...
Merry Christmas. Ooh.
Hey, I can be smooth.
Why not?
You heard it too? You have the gift.
She said since you get to keep the one-bedroom apartment...
We're in a bit of a hurry. Can we please?
Okay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes.
...there were these people called the Maccabees!
Yeah, and you know what other holiday is coming up?
Could we get two burritos to go, please? Ha, ha.
Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Ha, ha. Okay, it's not a contest.
...that, um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.