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All residents are required to leave their homes now.
- Don't be. - Don't be.
Fine. If we regroup the group, you'll be in the group.
Fire-fighters are going door-to-door telling people to get out immediately
My husband's ashes are in there. Please, I forgot my husband's ashes.
Your cock-charming fuck buddy.
Got to go.
We've had enough of that shit. Just deal like the rest of us.
It's nuts out there. Couldn't even drive over here.
See, I could use you. You tell me which way is south.
Judah? Listen...
Sorry I can't pay you. It's not my fault, is it?
- Should you even be here? - I was sent.
Drink up.
I'm working on it. Work in progress. I got to get going.
All evacuees are welcome here to the Summer Canyon Recreation Centre.
- Then, it's a sign. - A sign?
Don't even fucking say Pittsburgh, OK?
And why's that?
- This is a mandatory evacuation. - You spiteful, fucking piece of shit.
Well, what's our next move?
Good morning. After a long night battling darkness, treacherous conditions,
Two minutes. I'm counting. Go.
There are tinder-dry conditions out there, warm temperatures, low rainfall,
We take you there live for an update.
You'd have to have a pretty big microwave.
My customer base is about to burn to the ground.
- Jesus does not make you flame-retardant. - I have to go.
Because we figure the pool can't burn, right?