Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right, but you have had a lot of juice.

That was your basic programme -

There's a chance he might just laugh in your face and call you a slag.

expressing a good deal of happiness.

Ask Sadie out for a smoothie.

About your knob?

Well, the world is my gym, too,

Jeremy, is that post? Are you doodling on my post?

'That's probably exactly the kind of bullshit

Just say you never met me

Thought she wasn't your type?

but then I got waylaid and ended up on crystal meth

'That hairy gooseberry, she couldn't stay in her bloody punnet! '

Jez, I'm not going to get back with you,

For God's sake, Jeremy, that's the post you set fire to.

When exactly were you going to tell me about...

I don't want to waste water so I have my own methods,

'My new life has begun. Everything is going to be different.'

Shame in a way, because I've always kind of wanted to poo in a pool.

OK, I've got two bits of bad news, one affecting me,

all that crank totally fucked with my mind.

Are you writing a novel or something?