Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'He wants to punch and kick me and he's come somewhere

It would be fun, the two of us doing something together.

The gorgeous blonde?

He's not into anything serious,

because I've been given another chance to be your friend.

Well, you need to get yourself mentally prepared, dude.

'It's what I said about her trainers.

If you just want to get onto your back to start off with.

Look, since we're going to be work colleagues now,

'Could claim mine is better... '

'What's that man doing?

'I'm more concerned about my misshapen scrotum.'

Cos I'm in hell.

Er, it's Matt, isn't it.

How am I going to see Nancy again if you don't give me a pass?

Um... 'Where's this going? '

'He's broken me, I'll say anything now.'

We could say he poos in the pool.

'of secret power had started to wear off.'

This is just fuel for the engine, I'll burn this off on the treadmill in, like, a second.

That's OK. I'm fine with that.

'When in fact, I'm not,

I mean, you must be bloody relaxed by now.

I don't think so, she's not really my type.

Oh, just hanging out in the gym, you know. Pushing for the burn.

This is so... Wow!

Oh, God, no, I'm... over the moon.

There's an incinerator round the back of the gym.

Are you feeling any more positive about the marriage?

blown to pieces by the size of the IMAX image every day, anyway.

God, I'd really love to bone him.

Fuck off, Reddit. You've made using your fucking site too hard.

I've got a message from Nancy on reception.