Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What about all my fuck-monkey stuff?
- Another one? - It's important!
Exactly. No more pizza. What are you doing tonight?
'or even better. God, I'm amazing.
'Like that's ever going to happen.'
it's just the bit of it that's actually a gym, that's going to be my gym.
'I should do something.
Yeah. She says you stare at her like a sex offender.
I'm not really sure I want to get married.
she started getting snitty about UK hip-hop, so things just fell apart.
Going to the pub with Jeremy.
'my lips have slipped and I'm kissing you. '
Um, why don't you put in a good word for me with Matt
Well, yeah, I think we do.
Not really. Matt spent the whole evening looking past me.
No mountain is that hard. It's just not realistic.
They say I did a poo in the pool?
he's looking for, quote unquote, a fuck-monkey.
A pathetic, flabby worm.
Only joking.
'Does hiding from my fiancee count? '
I can lend you this great book on relationships.
You don't sound over the moon?
Yes.
Or the good times? The Robin Williams DVD marathon.
'And by the morning, the weird feeling
you seem to love it so much, I was thinking maybe I might join.
'Don't want to seem overqualified.'
SHE GIGGLES
Any more knots in these calves and I'll put you forward for a scout badge.