Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I make my own sandwiches, Jeremy.

You have to clean toilets, and pull hair out of the plug holes.

I find that stuff interesting.

Sophie's planning to join the gym.

I was supposed to hang out with these Belgian nuns

Oops. Better be going, nice bumping into you.

and the Africans, having a better time than you can imagine.

That's great, thanks a lot.

What kind of a freak would do that? It'd screw his chances with Nancy.

do you have any carrier bags cos i'm going out to collect some dog shit

No, she can't ever know.

Can you describe exactly what happened, Mr Corrigan?

- Nancy! - Hi, Jeremy.

Oh. She went to chill out in the flotation tank.

And I... And I touched him?

'lf me and Nancy are trapped together, she'll start to fancy me,

I like that, it sounds interesting.

Why don't we all go to the cinema?

'It's fine, just a couple of normal guys.

'And, quite possibly, the man of your dreams.'

That's Alpine uphill.

'This should be happening to me on a daily fucking basis.'

Right, I'm gonna beat your ass, Corrigan.

for when people are in touch about doing baseball caps with my initials on.

'Oh, great, here comes the inevitable massive dong.

(Mark) 'Oh, God, this is all so horrible.

Sure, yeah, I'm down with that.

He is going to hurt me.

You know me, I don't have a type. If it moves, I'll try and hump it.

- Hi, Nancy. - Jeremy.

Well, I was late in, the fridge was bare...

Everybody's coming to get me

My dad literally congratulated me, Jez.

No, it's just at home I have a system.

'but I don't want to distract him from this massive dawning realisation.'

'I'm the cuckoo in the nest, the python in the toy box.