Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right, I'm gonna beat your ass, Corrigan.

You have to clean toilets, and pull hair out of the plug holes.

for when people are in touch about doing baseball caps with my initials on.

(Mark) 'Oh, God, this is all so horrible.

Well, I was late in, the fridge was bare...

That's great, thanks a lot.

'It's fine, just a couple of normal guys.

- Nancy! - Hi, Jeremy.

Sure, yeah, I'm down with that.

That's Alpine uphill.

I make my own sandwiches, Jeremy.

And I... And I touched him?

'And, quite possibly, the man of your dreams.'

I find that stuff interesting.

Sophie's planning to join the gym.

Everybody's coming to get me

'This should be happening to me on a daily fucking basis.'

No, she can't ever know.

I was supposed to hang out with these Belgian nuns

do you have any carrier bags cos i'm going out to collect some dog shit

I like that, it sounds interesting.

You know me, I don't have a type. If it moves, I'll try and hump it.

Oh. She went to chill out in the flotation tank.

'lf me and Nancy are trapped together, she'll start to fancy me,

He is going to hurt me.

Can you describe exactly what happened, Mr Corrigan?

My dad literally congratulated me, Jez.

No, it's just at home I have a system.

'but I don't want to distract him from this massive dawning realisation.'

'Oh, great, here comes the inevitable massive dong.

- Hi, Nancy. - Jeremy.

What kind of a freak would do that? It'd screw his chances with Nancy.

Oops. Better be going, nice bumping into you.

and the Africans, having a better time than you can imagine.

Why don't we all go to the cinema?

'I'm the cuckoo in the nest, the python in the toy box.