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Well, she said she decided it wouldn't be so bad
'Ugh. Why do they have to park the bikes right in front of the sexualiser?
and then he... touched my penis,
Faint heart never won fair maid.
'Well, she's shitting on the gentlemen's-club vibe.'
Well, I... The truth is...
I mean, you know, so you don't break both your hearts?
and then she'll tell Sophie. What am I going to do, Jez?
Men do and say horrible things.
'Now he thinks I'm embarrassed about my penis.
Hmm.
He poos... in the pool.
Oh, er... yes, erm...
The hills, the trees, the rivers. They are my gym.
Poland isn't in the Third World, Nance. They don't live in huts.
What's so bad about that?
'Who cares if I put on weight? I'm engaged to be married!
- Jeremy? - Mark?
I have, this is how I've got over it.
I don't need to pay money to join a gym. The world is my gym.
Oh, shit. That's disgusting.
Yes, he said he loves to do that.
No goals really, apart from
(Mark) 'Finally.'
You just seem to spend so much time in the gym,
'Maybe it would be kinder not to tell him.
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