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fuck-monkey jungle action.
I'm depressed.
and he was going up my legs and my thighs
"I wouldn't want to stop you getting fit for the wedding."
That's not beyond the realms of possibility.
- Do you even want to know? - I'd better.
No, dude, thanks for letting me know.
He sent me a greetings card with a pre-printed message
but, if we're working together, I guess we may as well try and be friends.
I'd love to, it's just I've got a session booked with Matt, and...
'Might as well pile on a few more spoonfuls.
So, what's new in your world?
I did think I had ringworm once but it turned out to be a cigarette burn.
Remember? What you told me?
But be a bit quiet, maybe, Matt.
...touched my penis.
Right. Aren't you two supposed to?
Come on, Mark. The body is the greatest lie-detector!
'Maybe it would have been simpler just to kill him.
And he'd say, "No." And then they'd just start fucking.
Really? Not even oral, or foot-jobs or tromboning?
'What am I meant to say? Can I say no? '
- What the? - It's Eva in the flotation tank!
I mean, you've got to be realistic, we're no Edward and Mrs Simpson, but, yeah.
I'll explain them to you some time over a beer. See you Friday.
Yes, could work.
But she says if she sees you doing it again, she knows some bad dudes and they'II...
Oh, my God!
Are you seeing anyone?
'Leave my brain alone!
It's cool. I've got your back, dude.
Great.
Right, God, no.
- I told Matt I don't want to marry her. - Oh.
Well done, dude. You slacked off a bit
There is an unwritten rule about drinking all the complimentary juice.
Cor, it's like a sauna in here!
Yes, the other thing.
Mark, just fight him, he's not going to hurt you.
Yep, fine. Sure.
Matt, violence never solved anything.
'AIthough that wouldn't bother me too much.
Right. Good to be prepared.
'I've got to tell Jez about Nancy.