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Or our wedding day. That was a happy memory, remember that? Wifey?
You know, I haven't even really had sex since you left.
That was a terrible, terrible thing to do. I am sorry.
What the hell are you doing?
'Perfect. Job at the gym.
It's great to have some down-time working here,
Who's Matt Townsend?
Oh, right.
'Shit! '
'Mating season is over.'
'Shit, Matt.
He wants to kill me with medieval weapons and he’s come somewhere
- "See you tomorrow in the office." - OK, then. See you.
Oh, right.
in your starched collar, I'm down below decks dancing a jig with the Poles
I don't know, maybe some stoned weightlifter playing a prank or something.
'Must manoeuvre more dates into saunas.'
'She's so moody. I'm marrying her, what more does she want? '
I really don't feel comfortable about this, Jez.
Yeah, and not even a good kind of fuck-monkey.
Still, if it's unwritten...
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Did you talk to him?
Oh, shit.
They have these sandwiches but they don't come from shops,
they make them themselves.
Where we give them medieval weapons and train them to use medieval weapons
And very long hours.
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