Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who's Matt Townsend?

they make them themselves.

'Perfect. Job at the gym.

in your starched collar, I'm down below decks dancing a jig with the Poles

Or our wedding day. That was a happy memory, remember that? Wifey?

'She's so moody. I'm marrying her, what more does she want? '

I really don't feel comfortable about this, Jez.

Where we give them medieval weapons and train them to use medieval weapons

'Must manoeuvre more dates into saunas.'

That was a terrible, terrible thing to do. I am sorry.

He wants to kill me with medieval weapons and he’s come somewhere

They have these sandwiches but they don't come from shops,

What the hell are you doing?

- "See you tomorrow in the office." - OK, then. See you.

It's great to have some down-time working here,

And very long hours.

You know, I haven't even really had sex since you left.

'Mating season is over.'

Still, if it's unwritten...

Did you talk to him?

I don't know, maybe some stoned weightlifter playing a prank or something.

Yeah, and not even a good kind of fuck-monkey.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.