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We do need more juice.
There are worse places to get trapped.
- What was it, dude? - Pizza from San Marcos.
Nancy told me she spoke to Matt at judo class and she's going to ask him out on a date.
Have you got any spare carrier bags,
It's all arranged, Jeremy, it's an arranged marriage.
Woah, shit, that's heavy. I'm sorry to hear that.
"Oh, right. I was hoping I might see you tonight."
He thinks we can't hide here forever.
I'm really into judo at the moment
'I should tell him about Nancy,
I think it's important I clear the air about me cheating on you.
Oh. That's a shame.
Yeah, she says she's seen you looking at her and she thinks you're disgusting.
'Fuck! '
Oh, Nance, he's a pool pooer. You know what that means?
A fuck-monkey? He said that?
'Physical wellbeing, the perfect alibi.'
Maybe my life is just on the wrong track.
Oh, sorry to keep you, Mr Corrigan.
Champers Spa, can I help?
She clearly hates me.
It's her birthday. I'm going to pick the most savage ones and then post them to her.
Er, as a matter of fact, I did.
Then she'd say, "Sorry," and he'd say, "Why?"
on the treadmill at the end.
but they're all totally normal.
Mark, you're not full yet?
We should get together, have a drink, reminisce.
I'd like to watch!
I didn't know you were even back in the country.
Since I took off after marrying Jez?
Come off it, Jez. You said he was a moist-eyed camera hogger.
What's a novel?
And you are?