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Yes, one of my friends, or I might need one for emergencies.
'Yeah, I'm awesome all right.
Oh, my God! Nancy! I didn't know you were...
Although, I suppose, I mean...
She must come in soon.
I like Long Hours
'Classic line. A great line.
Hello?
Kill him.
'like the way people fuck each other in prison.'
'Sauna. Champagne.
Who to? One of your "friends"?
'Maybe we'll have a judo-themed wedding
'Oh, that was horrible.
No, no. I made a joke about Lech Walesa, she took offence,
'and get married in judo suits and I'll cut the cake with my hand.
Do you want some more? Do you? Do you want it? Do you want it?
About what? The time you screwed the next-door neighbour?
You're going to end up fat like a house.
He doesn't know us at all, does he?
Oh, no, no, I shower at home.
'and a sincere desire to spend time with me.'
'I get my brain training from Sudoku and Alain de Botton's weekly podcasts.'
Mark, why are you saying this?
That's serious shit. Work it, big man.
(Jez) 'Not straighten out. Sack the innocent man.'
Are you having a mental breakdown?
Yours.
'Oh, my God! He actually... He couldn't resist!
and then he rubbed my penis quite a bit.
I can still come to classes. Do you mind if I cut in?
I'm just joining a gym.
I mean, take a look at my stomach. Yes, have a look at yours.
There was that other thing.
Yeah, I work here now. Amazing coincidence, yeah?
Just doodles, a logo,
'I could use my sauna line.'
Um, well, he was giving me a massage
'Letting her go first, just as though she's the same as me,