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Oh, no, no, I shower at home.
Hello?
Um, well, he was giving me a massage
Just doodles, a logo,
'Yeah, I'm awesome all right.
I like Long Hours
You're going to end up fat like a house.
'I get my brain training from Sudoku and Alain de Botton's weekly podcasts.'
Are you having a mental breakdown?
I'm just joining a gym.
Oh, my God! Nancy! I didn't know you were...
About what? The time you screwed the next-door neighbour?
That's serious shit. Work it, big man.
'Sauna. Champagne.
'Oh, my God! He actually... He couldn't resist!
'Letting her go first, just as though she's the same as me,
Who to? One of your "friends"?
He doesn't know us at all, does he?
'and get married in judo suits and I'll cut the cake with my hand.
and then he rubbed my penis quite a bit.
Kill him.
'and a sincere desire to spend time with me.'
Yeah, I work here now. Amazing coincidence, yeah?
Although, I suppose, I mean...
Yours.
Do you want some more? Do you? Do you want it? Do you want it?
'like the way people fuck each other in prison.'
'I could use my sauna line.'
(Jez) 'Not straighten out. Sack the innocent man.'
'Oh, that was horrible.
'Maybe we'll have a judo-themed wedding
I mean, take a look at my stomach. Yes, have a look at yours.
Mark, why are you saying this?
I can still come to classes. Do you mind if I cut in?
'Classic line. A great line.
Yes, one of my friends, or I might need one for emergencies.
She must come in soon.
No, no. I made a joke about Lech Walesa, she took offence,
There was that other thing.