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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
SINCE YOU STARTED YALE?
WE GIVE YOU HIS INCOMPARABLE "DANCE AT BOUGIVAL."
I WAS AFRAID HE WAS GONNA BREAK A HIP.
YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE RENOIR GIRL -- END OF STORY.
HOW'S YOUR RESEARCH COMING ALONG, KIRK?
ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD. MAY I CALL YOU BRUCE?
MEETING ADJOURNED.
IT'S OKAY. I KNOW I'M NOT IN THE BAND.
YOU'RE A BLASPHEMER AND A TRAITOR!
AND WE RESPECTED OUR ELDERS
IT'S MY BABY BOX.
[ "THE ENTERTAINER" BEEPS ] OH, CUTE.
KIDS, MAN.
I LOOKED UP AN ELEPHANT'S GESTATION PERIOD -- 22 MONTHS!
THAT'S GREAT.
I OWN A SANDWICH SHOP IN SALISBURY,
IT MIGHT BE.
IT'S FULL OF ALL THESE LITTLE THINGS --
AND HER LITTLE FINGERS REACHED OUT,
SOOKIE?!
I JUST NEED TO SEE THE LIST!
WHAT?
Kirk: REMAIN TRUE TO THE WILL
SHE EVEN SMELLED PINK.
MEMENTOS AND STUFF FROM THE NIGHT RORY WAS BORN.
NO, HE'S TOO BUSY WITH HIS OWN STUFF.
DOWN YOUR THROATS!
LOOK AT YOU FOLDING YOUR LAUNDRY ALL HAUGHTY AND POWERFUL.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M COMPLETELY JAZZED ABOUT THIS.
YOU GUYS WATCHED
[ Normal voice ] I JUST THOUGHT OF THE PERFECT PAINTING
UH-HUH.
ON THE INSIDE, I WANT TO WEAR THAT PRETTY DRESS AGAIN.
WHEN DID YOU CLIP COUPONS BEFORE?
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
HE SAID, "CALL ME WHEN YOU GET YOUR FIGURE BACK."
THEN A FEW MONTHS AGO, I PICKED UP MY GUITAR,
IT'S NOT COMING OUT!
WELL, YOU GOT SOME SWAY WITH ME.
THAT'S OKAY, KIRK.
IT'S NOT COMING FROM ME.
I WANT A MANHATTAN AND A SCOTCH AND A BEER
THESE GUYS ARE GONNA BE AS GOOD AS PINK FLOYD.
THEN WE WON'T HAVE NO SURPRISES.
WHERE DO I GO FOR MY FITTING?
SO, WHO'D THEY PICK FOR THE RENOIR GIRL?
YOU'RE "THE REAPER," ANDREW --
THE BABY WILL COME WHEN THE BABY COMES.
THEY SOUND AMAZING.
BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO DO IN THIS HICK TOWN,
LAST TIME?
WHAT?
BUT DUE TO THEIR RECENT FLOODING, WOODBURY BACKED OUT.
WE BID YOU ADIEU FROM "THE FESTIVAL OF LIVING PICTURES."
GET AWAY FROM ME.
WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN A WEEK AGO.
I FLINCHED. I AM A BIG, FAT FLINCHER!
FOR THE NEW PAINTING THEY'RE COOKING UP.
DON'T WANT TO PASS DOWN YOUR WISDOM TO OTHER MOTHERS?
WELL, IT'LL HAVE TO BE.
YEAH, LANE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO COME DOWN
PASS ME THE DREAM FRESH. I WOULDN'T DARE NOT TO.
INAPPROPRIATE LESBIAN REFERENCES, PLEASE.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
ASK HER.
OH, JOY.
AND I OFFERED STARS HOLLOW TO BE THE HOST.
YOU COME HOME TO SEE YOUR MAMA.
JAMES, SON OF ALPHEUS, GIVE ME FIVE.
AND THAT COULD BE THAT FOR THE BAND.
AS YOU KNOW, EVERY YEAR, ONE LUCKY TOWN IN CONNECTICUT
HEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE GIRL
HONEY, SIT DOWN. WRAP THIS AROUND YOU.
HOW'D YOU GET YOURS OUT?
YEAH, IF A BRICK LANDS ON TAYLOR'S HEAD,
SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE RENOIR GIRL.