Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I HAVEN'T TAKEN IT OUT IN AGES.

POSTPONE IT AND DO WHAT?

IT'S GOT TO BE BUILT OUT IN A FORCED PERSPECTIVE.

ANYONE SITTING HERE?

ONE WEEK. AND AS PER TRADITION,

MY GIRLFRIEND'S GONNA LOVE THIS.

ARE GOING TO SHAKEY'S LATER.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.

ON BEHALF OF THE TOWN OF STARS HOLLOW,

THIS IS A MISTAKE.

WITH MY EXPONENTIAL AMOUNTS OF LAUNDRY.

I MADE IT OUT OF ONE OF MY T-SHIRTS.

YOU HAVING TWINS?

OF THE MOST REVERED MASTERPIECES IN THE WORLD.

BUT YOU GOTTA DOUBLE- AND TRIPLE-CHECK WITH THAT GUY.

I TOOK A QUICK SURVEY OF THE COSTUMES.

ALL RIGHT, BOUNCY SAN PEDRO,

HE'S REALLY GOT HIS KNICKERS IN A TWIST TONIGHT.

BUT ONE MUST BELIEVE TO BE DELIVERED.

JUST TRYING TO HELP.

YEAH, YOU SCREWED THE POOCH, SO YOU'RE OUT.

WELL, I NEED SOMETHING.

NO, BUT YOU SHOULD NOT BE HOPSCOTCHING ALL AROUND TOWN

I'LL EXPLODE AND SLIME THE WHOLE ROOM.

ART NOUVEAU CLOCK GIRL TOUCHED HER FACE!

EDUCATING POOR VILLAGERS ON FEMALE ISSUES.

I'D LIKE TO TURN YOUR ATTENTION NOW

LANE, YOU GOT MY NUMBER?

da VINCI'S "LAST SUPPER" HAS BECOME ONE

YEAH, IT IS A LITTLE IRONIC.

OH, COOL. I'M GONNA BE SOME STATUE.

NO, THIS TIME I CAME HOME TO DO MY LAUNDRY.

IS THAT A MISTAKE?

AND RECEIVED THE PROPER ACCOLADES.

WE WERE FIGHTING ALL THE TIME OVER MONEY, OVER CHICKS.

YOU CAN SHOW ME YOUR SWEET TOKUS

OKAY, ZACH, SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE.

IF YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF HANK,

I JUST GOT A DAY GIG AND LIVED MY LIFE.

YOU FLINCHED. I WHAT?

IT'S A NEW BRAND. IT'S AN OFF-BRAND.

OH, WELL, IT WAS NICE OF YOU GUYS TO GIVE HIM THAT.

SO WHAT? I BET MOST PEOPLE DIDN'T SEE IT.

GOOD MORNING. IS IT?

MY GOD. IT'S 1:00 IN THE MORNING.

OKAY, I'M JUST ABOUT DONE HERE, PATTY.

CAN MY GIRLFRIEND AND I SIT HERE?

SO SHE'S GOT DIBS, AND, UM, HE MOVES GREAT.

SHE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY INSTRUCTIONS.

I'LL CHECK IN LATER. BYE.

TO BE CAST IN ONE OF THE RE-CREATIONS.

BUT BRUCE IS THERE FOR THE BABY, AND I'VE GOT THE BABY.

CAROL DANDRIDGE. CAROL DANDRUFF FROM NOW ON!

I'VE ALREADY ASSURED HANK, WHO IS THE TAYLOR DOOSE OF WOODBURY,

WHILE WE ALL YELL, "HEY, BATTER, BATTER, BATTER"?

I SHOULD GO MAKE MY CALLS.

SORRY I TOOK SO LONG.

I HOPE EVERYBODY'S READY.

HE WAS BORN IN PARMA AND WAS OF THE MANNERIST SCHOOL,

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] HEY.

YOU KNOW, GO DO SOMETHING.

WE HOSTED IT SEVEN YEARS AGO, SUCCESSFULLY, I MIGHT ADD.

SO I WAS GOOD? THE FERRET DIDN'T UPSTAGE ME?

IS PERFECTLY FITTED TO MY SPECIFICATIONS.

THAT HANK FROM WOODBURY IS SITTING FRONT-ROW CENTER,

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *

WE HAD AN AWESOME DEMO WITH TUNES.

THE AUDITION. FOR?