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YEAH. REALLY GOOD, GIL.
MY HEART IS GOING A MILLION MILES A SECOND.
EVERYBODY'S READY, TAYLOR.
TURN TO THE SIDE. WE NEED TO SEE YOUR PROFILE.
I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY SUCH THING AS A FRIENDLY FERRET
[ CHUCKLES ]
I DIDN'T. I MISSPOKE. WHOOPS.
A PLASTIC SHEET?
HMM. I HAD FISH LAST NIGHT.
YOU MADE HIS KIDS HAPPY, TOO.
TOTALLY. HOW YOU DOIN', GIL?
AND THE OSCAR FOR BIGGEST BLUBBER BABY GOES TO...
IT'S WHAT HOSPITALS ARE FOR.
OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. YOU FLINCHED!
LET ME THINK FOR ANOTHER MILLISECOND. NO.
TILL I HIT PAGE 368.
YEAH, BRUCE, LORELAI IS PRO-YOU, ALL THE WAY.
RIGHT THROUGH THAT FLAP. I'LL MEET YOU BACK THERE.
DEFINITELY. IT'S GOT A FEEL THAT...
OH, MY GOD!
OF MY PAYING A LAWYER TO WORK FOR ME.
JUST FOR THE FIG NEWTONS!
IT'LL TICKLE YOU.
I HATE THAT HE WAS RIGHT. THAT PASTY-FACED BASTARD!
THERE. WOW! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, ANTHEA.
I ALMOST KNOCKED TERRENCE DOWN.
HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?
NOW YOU'RE JUST A BIG-CITY PHONY.
THAT BROUGHT YOU TO WHERE YOU ARE.
HAVE I APOLOGIZED TO YOU ENOUGH?
HEY, JACKSON. HI.
YOU THINK BRUCE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF US?
I STILL WOULD HAVE CHOSEN DREAM FRESH.
WELL, I-I SUPPOSE NOT, BUT STILL --
MY GIRLFRIEND AND I APPRECIATE IT.
AND HE SUDDENLY LIKES ME AGAIN.
THE MAGAZINE I WAS READING THAT NIGHT
OF THIS HOLIER-THAN-THOU ATTITUDE OF YOURS.
BO, WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE? I WASN'T LISTENING.
DON'T YOU THINK?
HELP ME PICK THE ZUCCHINI IN THE BACK?
HAS TO BE APPROVED BY ALL OF US.
BECOMING A MASTER PORTRAITIST,
AND IT WASN'T HERE WHEN I LEFT IT.
I'M IN THE KITCHEN!
THANK YOU FOR MAKING TONIGHT SUCH A SUCCESS.
I DID NOT FLINCH.
OH, THAT'S YOUR BLOOD SUGAR TALKING, SWEETIE.
BUT I SAY WE DO IT AND DO IT WELL.
HEY, RORY.
WHAT ABOUT SHAKEY'S?
YOU WILL.
JAMES, THE SON OF ALPHEUS, LEBBEUS -- THEY ALL SAID SO.
ELDERLY.
35 CENTS OFF OR NOT,
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
THERE'S SOMEONE NEW HERE.
DO YOU HAVE A MOUSE? I'M FEELING A BIT PECKISH.
AND TELL HIM I'LL CALL HIM TOMORROW.
I GOTTA GO. GO REST.
YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT WHEN YOU SAW ME WALK OUT
SO I GET TO BE PAINTED ALL WHITE, HUH?
AND NOW MY INSIDES ARE ALL ROUGH AND GRABBY,
HEY, LANE. TRIPPY, HUH?
WITH A SPECIAL FEATURE ON WHO'S HOTTER --
JACKSON ASKED BO TO BE HERE FOR THE BIRTH.
I CAN IRONICALLY COMMENT ON.
MAYBE A LITTLE.
JUST ADD A CARD TABLE TO THE END OR SOME TV TRAYS.
OH, MRS. VAN UPPITY?
JOHN'S DIGITS.
OTHER WAY. OTHER WAY.
LOOKIN' GOOD, LOOKIN' GOOD!
WE SOLD OUT ALL THE CLUBS --
YOUR HUSBAND TRIED, BUT HE SCREWED UP, SO I FIXED IT.
NO SPECIFICS?
TRUE. TRUE.
NOW, I WARNED YOU GUYS ABOUT PARKING THERE.
UH-HUH.
I FEEL LIKE A USED CAR.
AND KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS UP THERE
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Hello
YOU'RE ANTI-MIDWIFE.
FOR THE MOST PART, YEAH.
IT LEAVES YOUR CLOTHES WITH THAT DREAM-FRESH SCENT.
IT'S MIDTERMS.
COME ON IN.
MY MUSCLES ARE WEAKER, AND MY BONES ARE MORE FRAGILE.
BY THE TALENTED CRAFTSMEN IN OUR LITTLE TOWN.
A POP-UP THING LIKE A TURKEY, BUT HE CHOSE NOT TO.
WHAT'S UP, TAYLOR?