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HEY, LANE, THERE'S A SEAT BEHIND MY GIRLFRIEND.

WOW, THAT'S RORY!

I WANT TO SEE IF SHE ASKS YOU OUT.

[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

AND HE'S LETTING ME KNOW IT.

THAT IS TOTALLY SUCKS.

I WAS SOMEONE NEW.

THE LOST CHORD.

[ PAGER BEEPING TO TUNE OF "THE ENTERTAINER" ]

YEAH, TAYLOR, IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE?

I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TOWN EMERGENCY MEETING HE CALLED.

NO ONE ASKED YOU TO. NOT YET.

NOT NOW, KIRK. KEEP EVERYTHING WHERE IT IS.

WE CAN POSTPONE IT.

SEVEN YEARS AGO ON THIS VERY STAGE IN THIS VERY COSTUME,

CHRIST ATE A LOT OF LENTILS.

SO, YOU SUCCESSFULLY AVOID THE NUTTINESS?

I'M A YALE STUDENT, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

UH-HUH. I'LL BE IN THE BEDROOM.

NO, I JUST TALKED TO HIM, TAYLOR,

MAYBE HE CAN ACCOMMODATE YOU, HMM?

LORELAI, THIS IS BO, JACKSON'S BROTHER.

[ High-pitched ] HEY, LET'S ALL BE FRIENDS.

IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME, BUT IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE IRONY.

HE'S OUR ONLY PROSPECT.

WHAT WAS THAT CALLED?

I HAVE TO KEEP MOVING.

WHEN THE ROAD TO YOUR DESTINATION IS REVEALED

CONNECTICUT "FESTIVAL OF LIVING PICTURES."

ARE YOU SURE SHE HASN'T TAKEN THE BABY

NO, MOM, YOU LOOK GREAT. WHAT'S WRONG?

THERE'S ANTI-MIDWIFE ENERGY IN THIS ROOM,

I'LL GET SO HUGE, I'LL BE THE FAT GUY

AND THAT'S HOW YOU GOT MY TAPE.

I WONDER IF I WANT TO BE

SO, I GOT THE PLASTIC SHEET ON THE BED.

AS YOU MAY KNOW, THE TOWN OF WOODBURY

BETTER ORDER QUICK. WE'RE CLOSING --

YOU BETTER DO WHAT JOHN ASHCROFT SAYS

JUST SPREADING THAT LOVING SUNSHINE AROUND, HUH, BUDDY?

JACKSON! HOW ARE YOU SERVING THE BABY?

HEY, RORY, ONE OF THOSE LITTLE ACROBAT BOYS

YOU'RE INVOLVING YOURSELF IN THIS THING?

DO YOU THINK SHE'LL DO IT?

BUT YOU DON'T COME HOME TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY.

WAS SUPPOSED TO HOST THIS YEAR'S FESTIVAL,

HEY, WOULD YOU BE HORRIFIED

I SAW IT WHEN I CAME IN, AND I THINK THAT'S KIRK'S.

YOU WOULD FOLD?