Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BUT YOU DON'T COME HOME TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY.

HE'S OUR ONLY PROSPECT.

SO, I GOT THE PLASTIC SHEET ON THE BED.

[ PAGER BEEPING TO TUNE OF "THE ENTERTAINER" ]

I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TOWN EMERGENCY MEETING HE CALLED.

THE LOST CHORD.

ARE YOU SURE SHE HASN'T TAKEN THE BABY

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE IRONY.

BETTER ORDER QUICK. WE'RE CLOSING --

LORELAI, THIS IS BO, JACKSON'S BROTHER.

YOU'RE INVOLVING YOURSELF IN THIS THING?

WOW, THAT'S RORY!

I SAW IT WHEN I CAME IN, AND I THINK THAT'S KIRK'S.

I HAVE TO KEEP MOVING.

NO, I JUST TALKED TO HIM, TAYLOR,

NOT NOW, KIRK. KEEP EVERYTHING WHERE IT IS.

I'LL GET SO HUGE, I'LL BE THE FAT GUY

I WAS SOMEONE NEW.

I'M A YALE STUDENT, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

YOU WOULD FOLD?

WAS SUPPOSED TO HOST THIS YEAR'S FESTIVAL,

HEY, LANE, THERE'S A SEAT BEHIND MY GIRLFRIEND.

YOU BETTER DO WHAT JOHN ASHCROFT SAYS

IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME, BUT IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.

WHAT WAS THAT CALLED?

AS YOU MAY KNOW, THE TOWN OF WOODBURY

HEY, WOULD YOU BE HORRIFIED

THERE'S ANTI-MIDWIFE ENERGY IN THIS ROOM,

I WANT TO SEE IF SHE ASKS YOU OUT.

MAYBE HE CAN ACCOMMODATE YOU, HMM?

DO YOU THINK SHE'LL DO IT?

NO, MOM, YOU LOOK GREAT. WHAT'S WRONG?

JUST SPREADING THAT LOVING SUNSHINE AROUND, HUH, BUDDY?

SEVEN YEARS AGO ON THIS VERY STAGE IN THIS VERY COSTUME,

NO ONE ASKED YOU TO. NOT YET.

AND HE'S LETTING ME KNOW IT.

YEAH, TAYLOR, IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE?

[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

THAT IS TOTALLY SUCKS.

WHEN THE ROAD TO YOUR DESTINATION IS REVEALED

JACKSON! HOW ARE YOU SERVING THE BABY?

UH-HUH. I'LL BE IN THE BEDROOM.

WE CAN POSTPONE IT.

SO, YOU SUCCESSFULLY AVOID THE NUTTINESS?

I WONDER IF I WANT TO BE

CHRIST ATE A LOT OF LENTILS.

CONNECTICUT "FESTIVAL OF LIVING PICTURES."

HEY, RORY, ONE OF THOSE LITTLE ACROBAT BOYS

AND THAT'S HOW YOU GOT MY TAPE.

[ High-pitched ] HEY, LET'S ALL BE FRIENDS.