Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT'S COOL, REALLY.
SO, THE WASHER'S BROKEN.
VERY PRETTY.
AND LET'S FACE IT. YOU'RE UNATTRACTIVE.
GOT THE BEST ONE ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD.
GET YOUR BUTTS ON THAT STAGE!
YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST SEVEN SHORT YEARS AGO
YOU READY? THIS IS BIG. IT'S REALLY GOOD.
OH, REALLY? I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT.
GOOD. ALTHOUGH I GOT OFF TO A SLOW START.
NO UTENSILS BACK THEN?
IT'S TOO LATE.
THAT COULD BE THAT, TOO.
OH, MY GOD! YOU GUYS LOOK SO CUTE!
"99 LUFTBALLOONS,"
I JUST FOUND THE MOST AMAZING GUITARIST -- A PHENOM.
YOU SMELL!
IN OUR EXECUTION OF THIS ENDEAVOR,
I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE IT COME OUT.
THERE MIGHT BE LOAVES AND FISHES.
HER EARS HAVE BECOME VESTIGIAL ORGANS.
OKAY. WE'RE GOING TO GET BALLOONS AND FLOWERS.
COME ON, SPEAK UP OR YOU'RE GONNA BE TOWED.
OTHERWISE, IT'S ALL JUST BILL PAYING.
BUT THE TOWN OF STARS HOLLOW WAS HAPPY TO STEP IN
PLEASE DON'T POINT OUT THE IRONY
JOHN WHO?
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
I SAY WE GO CELEBRATE. HOW 'BOUT SHAKEY'S?
AND GO BE STILL.
WHICH STRAIN AT A GNAT AND SWALLOW A CAMEL?
OUR FIRST TABLEAU WAS CREATED
BUT I CAN'T, AND I'M MAD ABOUT THAT.
THAT'S NOT A LOT OF TIME.
IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING. IT WOULD BE MANIPULATIVE.
IT WAS POST-GILMORE ECONOMY.
THAT WOULD BE AS DUMB AS BEING ANTI-BEST FRIEND.
HEY, JACKSON, WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?
THAT WOMAN'S STARING AT ME.
HE'S HAD A LOT OF TIME TO PRACTICE.
YOU ARE IN AMAZING PHYSICAL SHAPE.
TERRENCE AND LORELAI, OUR RENOIR COUPLE, YOU'RE UP NEXT.
OKAY, START PACKING IT UP, PEOPLE.
I PLAYED HER SEVEN YEARS AGO
THAT YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY HAS INCREASED EXPONENTIALLY
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE CHINESE ACROBAT.
COOL.
MY GIRLFRIEND WAS WONDERING THAT, TOO.
RIGHT.
I SWEAR, I AM NOT ANTI-MIDWIFE.
I PICKED UP THE VIBE. THE AGE DIFFERENCE --
IT'S FROM 1984. THE BOOK?
I WAS OVER THERE BEFORE. THAT NEW GUITARIST --
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
AS YOU CAN SEE IN HIS "PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG GIRL NAMED ANTHEA."
I'M NOT CLIPPING COUPONS!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM TAYLOR DOOSE.
COME ON. I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE.
IT'LL GO OFF WHEN SOOKIE'S CLOSE.
THEN WHY AM I NOT THE RENOIR GIRL?!
SO SHE'S OUR FRESH EYES HERE.
I KNOW.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
TURN TO THE SIDE.
HE'S NOT A GRANDPA.
BUT BECAUSE OF RECENT FLOODING,
I DID NOT FLINCH!
I'VE JUMPED, JIGGLED, SHIMMIED.
I'M A WEEBLE, AND WEEBLES WOBBLE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S LODGED IN THERE! IT'S STUCK, FOR GOD'S SAKES!
YOU'RE GONNA GET TOWED.
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING AN ATTACK.
I DIDN'T REALIZE JESUS WASN'T IN THE OLD TESTAMENT
I'M GONNA KEEP GOING NO MATTER WHAT, NOT LIKE LAST TIME.
CAN I JUST SHOW YOU SOMETHING HERE?
WOW, YOU CAN CUT THE SEXUAL TENSION WITH A KNIFE.
HEY, AND NO MORE