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HEY, AND NO MORE
HE'S HAD A LOT OF TIME TO PRACTICE.
HEY, JACKSON, WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU SMELL!
IT'LL GO OFF WHEN SOOKIE'S CLOSE.
OUR FIRST TABLEAU WAS CREATED
GOT THE BEST ONE ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD.
THAT COULD BE THAT, TOO.
TERRENCE AND LORELAI, OUR RENOIR COUPLE, YOU'RE UP NEXT.
I'M GONNA KEEP GOING NO MATTER WHAT, NOT LIKE LAST TIME.
I'M A WEEBLE, AND WEEBLES WOBBLE.
THAT YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY HAS INCREASED EXPONENTIALLY
I PICKED UP THE VIBE. THE AGE DIFFERENCE --
IT'S TOO LATE.
I WAS OVER THERE BEFORE. THAT NEW GUITARIST --
YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST SEVEN SHORT YEARS AGO
BUT THE TOWN OF STARS HOLLOW WAS HAPPY TO STEP IN
I'VE JUMPED, JIGGLED, SHIMMIED.
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING AN ATTACK.
OH, MY GOD! YOU GUYS LOOK SO CUTE!
YOU ARE IN AMAZING PHYSICAL SHAPE.
I KNOW.
IT'S FROM 1984. THE BOOK?
BUT I CAN'T, AND I'M MAD ABOUT THAT.
COOL.
HE'S NOT A GRANDPA.
WOW, YOU CAN CUT THE SEXUAL TENSION WITH A KNIFE.
OTHERWISE, IT'S ALL JUST BILL PAYING.
CAN I JUST SHOW YOU SOMETHING HERE?
"99 LUFTBALLOONS,"
BUT BECAUSE OF RECENT FLOODING,
OKAY. WE'RE GOING TO GET BALLOONS AND FLOWERS.
IT WAS POST-GILMORE ECONOMY.
I DID NOT FLINCH!
I PLAYED HER SEVEN YEARS AGO
IN OUR EXECUTION OF THIS ENDEAVOR,
YOU READY? THIS IS BIG. IT'S REALLY GOOD.
SO SHE'S OUR FRESH EYES HERE.
I JUST FOUND THE MOST AMAZING GUITARIST -- A PHENOM.
AS YOU CAN SEE IN HIS "PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG GIRL NAMED ANTHEA."
OKAY, START PACKING IT UP, PEOPLE.
COME ON. I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE.
AND GO BE STILL.
THERE MIGHT BE LOAVES AND FISHES.
I'M NOT CLIPPING COUPONS!
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE CHINESE ACROBAT.
SO, THE WASHER'S BROKEN.
THAT WOMAN'S STARING AT ME.
NO UTENSILS BACK THEN?
GET YOUR BUTTS ON THAT STAGE!
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
WHICH STRAIN AT A GNAT AND SWALLOW A CAMEL?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM TAYLOR DOOSE.
TURN TO THE SIDE.
VERY PRETTY.
RIGHT.
THEN WHY AM I NOT THE RENOIR GIRL?!
MY GIRLFRIEND WAS WONDERING THAT, TOO.
GOOD. ALTHOUGH I GOT OFF TO A SLOW START.
PLEASE DON'T POINT OUT THE IRONY
I SAY WE GO CELEBRATE. HOW 'BOUT SHAKEY'S?
THAT WOULD BE AS DUMB AS BEING ANTI-BEST FRIEND.
THAT'S NOT A LOT OF TIME.
HER EARS HAVE BECOME VESTIGIAL ORGANS.
AND LET'S FACE IT. YOU'RE UNATTRACTIVE.
OH, REALLY? I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
I SWEAR, I AM NOT ANTI-MIDWIFE.
I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE IT COME OUT.
IT'S LODGED IN THERE! IT'S STUCK, FOR GOD'S SAKES!
I DIDN'T REALIZE JESUS WASN'T IN THE OLD TESTAMENT
COME ON, SPEAK UP OR YOU'RE GONNA BE TOWED.
IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING. IT WOULD BE MANIPULATIVE.
JOHN WHO?
YOU'RE GONNA GET TOWED.
IT'S COOL, REALLY.