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TERRENCE AND LORELAI, OUR RENOIR COUPLE, YOU'RE UP NEXT.
I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE IT COME OUT.
IT WAS POST-GILMORE ECONOMY.
YOU'RE GONNA GET TOWED.
I SAY WE GO CELEBRATE. HOW 'BOUT SHAKEY'S?
GET YOUR BUTTS ON THAT STAGE!
SO, THE WASHER'S BROKEN.
CAN I JUST SHOW YOU SOMETHING HERE?
RIGHT.
I'VE JUMPED, JIGGLED, SHIMMIED.
THEN WHY AM I NOT THE RENOIR GIRL?!
GOT THE BEST ONE ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD.
I PLAYED HER SEVEN YEARS AGO
THAT WOMAN'S STARING AT ME.
THERE MIGHT BE LOAVES AND FISHES.
"99 LUFTBALLOONS,"
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM TAYLOR DOOSE.
IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING. IT WOULD BE MANIPULATIVE.
THAT YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY HAS INCREASED EXPONENTIALLY
THAT'S NOT A LOT OF TIME.
I DID NOT FLINCH!
OTHERWISE, IT'S ALL JUST BILL PAYING.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
OH, REALLY? I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT.
I KNOW.
I DIDN'T REALIZE JESUS WASN'T IN THE OLD TESTAMENT
I WAS OVER THERE BEFORE. THAT NEW GUITARIST --
NO UTENSILS BACK THEN?
HE'S NOT A GRANDPA.
BUT THE TOWN OF STARS HOLLOW WAS HAPPY TO STEP IN
YOU ARE IN AMAZING PHYSICAL SHAPE.
YOU SMELL!
AND GO BE STILL.
IT'S TOO LATE.
GOOD. ALTHOUGH I GOT OFF TO A SLOW START.
THAT WOULD BE AS DUMB AS BEING ANTI-BEST FRIEND.
COOL.
HEY, AND NO MORE
YOU READY? THIS IS BIG. IT'S REALLY GOOD.
I PICKED UP THE VIBE. THE AGE DIFFERENCE --
BUT BECAUSE OF RECENT FLOODING,
IN OUR EXECUTION OF THIS ENDEAVOR,
OUR FIRST TABLEAU WAS CREATED
I JUST FOUND THE MOST AMAZING GUITARIST -- A PHENOM.
HER EARS HAVE BECOME VESTIGIAL ORGANS.
IT'S COOL, REALLY.
I SWEAR, I AM NOT ANTI-MIDWIFE.
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
BUT I CAN'T, AND I'M MAD ABOUT THAT.
THAT COULD BE THAT, TOO.
I'M GONNA KEEP GOING NO MATTER WHAT, NOT LIKE LAST TIME.
AND LET'S FACE IT. YOU'RE UNATTRACTIVE.
OH, MY GOD! YOU GUYS LOOK SO CUTE!
IT'S LODGED IN THERE! IT'S STUCK, FOR GOD'S SAKES!
AS YOU CAN SEE IN HIS "PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG GIRL NAMED ANTHEA."
MY GIRLFRIEND WAS WONDERING THAT, TOO.
COME ON, SPEAK UP OR YOU'RE GONNA BE TOWED.
HEY, JACKSON, WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?
WOW, YOU CAN CUT THE SEXUAL TENSION WITH A KNIFE.
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HE'S HAD A LOT OF TIME TO PRACTICE.
IT'LL GO OFF WHEN SOOKIE'S CLOSE.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST SEVEN SHORT YEARS AGO
TURN TO THE SIDE.
SO SHE'S OUR FRESH EYES HERE.
I'M A WEEBLE, AND WEEBLES WOBBLE.
COME ON. I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE.
I'M NOT CLIPPING COUPONS!
PLEASE DON'T POINT OUT THE IRONY
IT'S FROM 1984. THE BOOK?
JOHN WHO?
VERY PRETTY.
OKAY, START PACKING IT UP, PEOPLE.
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING AN ATTACK.
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE CHINESE ACROBAT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
OKAY. WE'RE GOING TO GET BALLOONS AND FLOWERS.
WHICH STRAIN AT A GNAT AND SWALLOW A CAMEL?