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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
DATE.
IF I STARTED CLIPPING COUPONS AGAIN?
OH, RELAX, TAYLOR. WE'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
I GOT NO CHOICE. THANKS.
YOU ALMOST KNOCKED TERRENCE OVER.
THEN THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE YOU FOR THE RENOIR GIRL.
NO, BUT THEY'RE GOING TO.
DO NOT HEED THE NAYSAYERS.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I BET YOU'RE IN LINE
BECAUSE HE'S TINY AND STUPID
HENCE THE SHEET.
THANK YOU, BRUCE.
SORRY.
IN THAT AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL.
ADD A FEATHER BOA,
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
SIMON, THE CANAANITE, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS. IT'S OUR ORIGINAL PICTURE.
SHUT UP.
HEY, IT'S YOUR FUTURE WIFE.
MY ACHING FEET WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME.
I'M NOT THE RENOIR GIRL.
MAYBE THERE'S A WAY TO OFFSET HIS OLDNESS.
YOU HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
WHEN ARE THE COSTUMES GETTING HERE?
WITH RINGS ON MY FINGERS AND BELLS ON MY TOES.
I WOULD GIVE YOU A HUG
WHAT'S A GOOD BOOK TO READ?
YOU KNOW, BRUCE SPENT TWO YEARS IN CHINA
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED.
YOU HEAR THAT?
WHAT COMES OUT OF HER HERE, STAYS HERE.
SHOULD I MOVE?
YEAH, SIGN US UP.
I GOT A PRETTY POLITE GIRLFRIEND.
EAT A CANDY BAR.
With rings on my fingers and... Bells on my toes!
WASN'T THAT SOMETHING?
GIL.
THE BABY DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
IN THAT FAMED GARDEN.
UH, THE BIBLE.
HE WAS VOLUNTEERING AT THE HOSPITAL.
"IT'S NOT BENNY'S FAULT."
OHH, NO, I CAN'T SIT.
YOU APOSTLES, WHY COULDN'T YOU GET IN THERE AND STOP THEM?!
I COULD GET FLOWERS. GOOD!
IS YOUR DESTINATION'S VALUE SO DIMINISHED?
IT'S A BABY PAGER.
I GET TIME AND A HALF ON SATURDAYS.
BUT IT DOESN'T FEEL STUPID, DOES IT?
YEAH, GIL, I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER.
AS LONG AS I CAN KEEP JIGGLING.
SPEAKING OF NUTTY -- ALL THIS -- YOU AND ME.
I FEEL HOT. IS MY MAKEUP RUNNING?
SHE'S NOT GONNA FLINCH, IS SHE?
BADA-BING ALL OVER HIS NICE IVY-LEAGUE SUIT.
THAT BOY WHO COULDN'T HOLD IT HAD TO USE
AND THEY'RE ON THEIR 200th GUITARIST AUDITION.
BRUCE, I SWEAR, I AM MISS POSITIVITY.
HEY, HOW'S THE RESEARCH GOING, KIRK?
'CAUSE HE'S KIND OF NASTY.
SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER.
I NEED TO SEE THE LIST.
HARD TO TELL.
CRAZY, DOOFUS TOWN.
SEVEN YEARS AGO, THE CURTAIN OPENED.
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE WHAT WE HAD BEFORE?
THE WHOLE TOWN SAW IT.
YES, THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS.
I MEAN IT'S TIGHT. IT FEELS RIGHT.
WAS THAT MANET OR MONET?
YOU'RE NOT AN ELEPHANT.