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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
THIS IS MY MOTHER'S FAULT.
YOU -- YES.
TRYING TO GET THE BABY OUT.
SHE HAD ME.
BUT THANKS FOR LETTING ME PLAY WITH YOU GUYS.
WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST HER TYPE.
THE FIRST TIME HER EYES FOCUSED ON ME,
...MADE PIERRE AUGUSTE RENOIR
AND ITS PRESTIGE HAS NEVER DIMINISHED.
HI.
NOT YET.
YOU WERE POSED IN THE PAINTING, THEN YOU FLINCHED NOTICEABLY.
IT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF FUN, HUH?
SO I HEARD YOU AND ALL THE APOSTLES
YOU OKAY?
I'M HERE FOR YOU AND YOUR SEXY BEARD, TAYLOR.
THIS IS THE BEST WE'VE SOUNDED SINCE DAVE, AND HE'S REALLY --
THEN YOU'RE GONNA OWE ME SOMETHING ELSE
YOU AND THE RENOIR GIRL -- IT WAS A LOCK.
THAT SOUNDS WEIRD.
WHAT HAPPENED?
I WAS DEALING WITH MORE DIVORCE-LAWYER STUFF.
A CRISIS OF FAITH CAN BE DELIVERED,
ONCE A FLINCHER, ALWAYS A FLINCHER.
YOU DON'T NEED A BRICK. YOU HAVE ME.
HE'S GREAT.
HE WAS COOL ON THE PHONE, AND WE'RE MEETING HIM TOMORROW.
JUST TRYING TO PSYCH ME OUT.
IN THE ROLE OF RENOIR GIRL. YOU CAN'T DISAPPOINT THEM.
DON'T YOU THINK?
AND I'VE BEEN FOCUSING ON HISTORICAL FOODS.
WHO'S SHE?
[ APPLAUSE ]
I HAVE A PLETHORA OF DIRTY LAUNDRY AND NOWHERE TO DO IT.
TO THE DEAF, DUMB, AND BLIND ONES.
THIS MAJESTIC FRESCO WAS COMPLETED IN 1498,
STILL BIG, STILL WAITING, BUT SHE'S FINE.
WELL, WE THINK RORY WOULD BE PERFECT FOR IT.
With rings on my fingers and bells on my toes
I'LL SAY A QUICK HELLO
YOU ALL WENT OUT WITHOUT ME, AND YOU LIED ABOUT IT.
REMEMBER, ANY NEW MEMBER
THEY WILL NOT LEAD YOU DOWN THE PROPER ROAD.
AND IT'S A COLLECTIBLE, NOT A TOY.
I FLINCHED.
FOR LUKE TO BE IN.
THEY CANCELED AT THE LAST MINUTE,
WE NEED TO COME UP WITH ONE ORIGINAL RE-CREATION
BE READY.
HA.
THE JUMP WAS COOL.
BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
WOULD YOU FOLLOW BLIND GUIDES
AND I GOTTA CHECK IN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, OR IT'S CHAOS.
WHOA! THAT IS --
ON THE OUTSIDE, I AM A MATURE ADULT
THAT LITTLE FINK ONLY SHIPPED HALF THE TABLE ON PURPOSE.
I HEARD ALL ABOUT IT.
YOU WOULD FOLD DUE SIMPLY TO HARDSHIP?
OKAY, NOW, DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON POOR CAROL.
WHAT'S WITH THE 'TUDE?
COULD YOU START?
I WAS HORRIFIED, AND I HID IT HORRIBLY.
PICASSO'S "GUERNICA," EVERYBODY.
SO, WE'LL TALK LATER? WE'LL TALK LATER.
THERE WERE NO CDs WHEN HE WAS BORN.
HE'S...HE'S...
SHE GOT A LITTLE SPOOKED.
JUST GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER.
NOT TILL I'M SKINNY.
YEAH.