Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't forget your invitations.
I don't do this for free.
...for he really lay buried...
Where do you think you're going?
You know how much he and that mongrel cost us?
You got it, dude!
Skip's gonna be all right.
He's sitting by Rivers Applewhite.
Yes, canine 4-F.
...and feeble with arthritis...
Why don't you sit down? Your dog's sitting.
Sir, thank you, sir.
You think it's because I was afraid of dying?
Memory is a funny thing.
Don't you go worrying about him. He'll turn up.
Yankee Doodle doggies from all over...
Bet he's got a bag of medals.
We better get going. Come on.
He gets it from his mother.
Swing, batter, batter!
Skipper.
The world ain't fair, I'm telling you.
I guess they kind of forgot about it.
And if we do stay all night...
...Daddy said.
And don't let anybody go breaking my records while I'm gone.
I ain't even played college ball yet.
Come on home, boy!
Let's go. Next batter.
Partner, you're gonna do just fine.
Signed, your friend and neighbor...
Gonna have to change those shorts.
Let me tell you.
Here, Skip.
...but I want you to know that...
Nobody has to know about that but us.
Come on home, boy!
He obeys orders really well and--
You would never miss out for this world, my boy.
...in my heart.
Either that or a U.S. senator. One of those.
Listen, you boys need to get on out of here.
...do we wish time to pass so quickly?
And it touched our lives every day.
What the hell?!
You don't? You can stick it up your big, fat butt.
You're a good boy, Skip.
Can't keep old Adolf a-waitin' !
...back in Yazoo, Mississippi.
Did y'all hear Dink's gonna play minor-league ball?
Run for touchdown!
Now, look.
Give a man a label...
...eyes were flashing in some momentary excitement.
What's wrong?
Run!
He sounds like a world-class dog.
If you stay all night, we'll know for sure that you're one of us.
His little face...
You know l.C.? Colored fellow at the service station?
This can't be the last time with our dog Zachary got.
What would I do without you?
Watch out for the poison oak there.
He's on deck.
Your mother made a mistake.
And what happens when he becomes attached to that dog?
See you.
I hope you like it.
He obeys orders really well, I know.
What's the matter?