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It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity.
are just as smart and talented and hardworking as everybody else.
I gotta call the plant and warn 'em.
You're right.
Four, ha-ya-yah.
Homer!
Beep beep slap smog smog smog
I heard Sean went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.
- Dad! - Yes, sweetheart?
Have you lost your mind?
Hey, Homer.
All my life, I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
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Oh! "Tank must be shut down manually"?
I guarantee IT!
May I help you?
Oh, please! I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds. But-
Take anything you want, man! Take it all!
My dad may have gained a little weight...
Whew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty.
- Oh, for the love of- - Boy.
The shoes you have used to click the pedal are too fat Mash the pedalboard to order a special pedal button wand
Pro: I'm drought and famine resistant.
I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts.
"Y." "Y."
Bart Dad I Know Don’t Do A Lot Together But Helping You Good 61 Pounds Is Something I Want To Be A Part Of
Ah! Oh! That's raspberry.