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I heard Sean went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.
- The fingers you have used to dial are too fat.
Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?
Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity.
Um, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.
Y-E-S.
You gotta slow your car down and let me in because I'm a big fat guy and I can't go anywhere.
You gotta let me in your car and drive me-
I have to check with the manager.
Fat, don't fail me now.! D'oh.!
I hate it here, I wanna go get some Gas,
You promised Mom you wouldn't wear your dress outside.
BIG GAY AL BOAT RIDE
so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman.
I'm not saying it isn't sleazy, honey.
What's the connection? Must be the nonstop sitting and snacking.
Ice cream! Ice cream!
Stupid switch! I wish I had my reaching broom.
Lisa? Flanders?
Thank you, Mr. Burns.
Well, give me a "Y."
Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer?
"To start, press any key. " Where's the "Any" key?
Bad news, Dad. We're out of food.
We'll have you out of there as soon as our tech boys get you decontaminated.
He's a Bearglove Judy. A Motherfucker Skits on Sammy Sally Handler my ass!
Uh, Dad. Towel rack.
I can- Nay, I must eat everything I've always wanted.
Yeah, especially your big fat- Oh, wait.
Nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah.
- Um, Mom just baked a cake. - Ooh!
Can you recommend a starfleet officer who will?
I like this guy .