Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(SPEAKING LATIN)

I'm going out. I run errands during the day.

Thank you for your pity.

I must protest. You're abusing a program...

"Lisa Simpson, can you afford to miss another issue of the Utne Reader?"

What's he doin' with that broom?

Aw! Stupid bird!

'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.

Look at me from the side, do I look different to you ?

Uh, what isn't he doing?

That's it. That's the one. All right. Send him on in.

Normally, your father's crackpot schemes fizzle out...

And where's that cake?

And so, excelsior to you, Mr. -

I'm gonna have to shut it down myself!

Have you ever lost your mind before?! Have you ever lost your mind before?!

I don't wanna look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

Your father can be surprisingly sensitive.

My weekend plans

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant...

I'm sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes.

You need to lose weight on your exercise .

- We now return to Search for the Sun.

Hey, who wants to eat Pop-Tarts? I'm trying to eat from Pop-Tart ever!

I'll see to it you don't get apricot one.

Bart Dad I Know Don’t Do A Lot Together But Helping You Gain 61 Pounds Is Something I Want To Be A Part Of

- Have you told Mom about this? - No. It would only worry her.

Uh, actually, Homer, that's just one.

Y stands for "Yes" I just tripled my productivity!

I'll have no part of it.

unisheets, muslin body rolls, academic andjudicial robes.

you qualify as disabled DOHOOOOOODO'H

- Ten, ha-ya-yah. - Uh!

Bye-bye, everybody!

while I get to stay home.

What happened to my post

Despite the sweltering heat, don't unroll your windows...

(GASPS) Have you lost your mind??

Now I'm a big, fat dynamo!