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It's a fake cover that the industry puts on to hide the ugly truth.
Just read from the teleprompter, okay? I worked all night on that copy.
I don't know what women want. I don't know what I want.
[Jo] Trust.
Oh! I don't know. [chuckles]
"Pretend not to be able to see. Put on glasses.
- Wha-- Jo! - Jo!
- That's adorable, dude. - You look like an asshole.
That's what I'm saying. The jokes don't play.
And you know why?
[gasps] Ooh.
Most importantly, we're gonna need you to design the building materials.
It eats tin cans because that's what goats do.
You're-- You're gonna tell women how they're empowered,
So I'm gonna, uh, go ahead and speed through this.
Jo, I'm beginning to think you need this more than we do.
[chuckles, sniffs]
[breathes shakily] You're not a producer. You're trash.
[clears throat]
- Wait, are you two fighting? - [both] No.
Yes, I'm straight. You're the lesbians.
would require significantly more time.
["Weekend" playing]
Okay.
Something can't drip in antiquity.
[sighs] Look. [sighs]
they had a goat, and that thing did some crazy- ass shit.
This was a total waste of our time. I am useless.
or whatever, for, um,
And I have to say, I feel pretty relieved
Maybe we should, um, tell people individually.
Now, let's get to work.
But I do know we didn't do anything wrong. Right?
[scoffs] No, thanks. You have your way of leading, and I have mine.
which-- which means that it might be like this sometimes.
Maybe I don't wanna do it the way it's always been done.
Mobile games always have a dash of millennial stink on them,
Well, my truth is that you look very cute in that mo- cap suit.