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♪ I'll fly away, fly away ♪
Tommy, we come to rescue you.
Well, hi there! How you doin'?
Colored fellas, I believe.
I know we're kin, but they got this depression on
We ain't gonna make it walkin'.
Well, we ain't from the bank, young feller.
I hate DCOM worse than SAVMA
# Hard time yearnin' where you go #
What in the Sam Hill?
You boys do Negro songs?
WE THOUGHT YOU WAS COMING TO PHO
Grab the tiller, will you, buddy?
That preacher warshed away all my sins! C'mon in boys tha waters fine.
wants to thank the Soggy Bottom Boys wants to thank the Soggy Bottom Boys
I suspect some miscegenation in their heritage.
Okay, Pappy.
# Won't you go out and bring me Lazarus? #
They don't seem to care about your hide.
the state of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.
No.
...But Tegrity is goin' away for good...and soon!
It's just a symbol.
Did he just say little Wharvey gals?
inclusion,
Wharvey gals?
WhaT DID I DO?
And don't try nothin' fancy.
Scared out of his wits.
# To help him now #
You stole from my kin!
Was that a crash or rise?
Well it’s a well run campaign Midget & broom & what not
# Go to sleep, you little baby #
I detect, like me,
Everett.
And stay out of the Woolsworth!
I ain't never harmed you.
The color guard.
♪ In the big rock candy mountains ♪
the flower of our culture and heritage.
Sorry, Pete!
Well I'll only he 36.
You Fona go far
# Well, I ain't gonna mess with Lazarus #
# Can go there for you, no #
It won't be a bill & It won't be for the elections!
We take a Budweiser Thief and slap it til it cries like a Baby Back Bitch, while it’s daddy is watching tv and eating a sammich If you move down to Kentucky you’ll be lucky, I’m Tat-man he’s Rich Mike and he’s Bucky
Consider the lilies of the goddamn field!
God have mercy.
AINT THIS PLACE A GEOGRAHICALLY ODDITY 2 WEEKS FROM EVERYWHERE!
but we're open to others as well.
Yes, sir. Daddy told me I'm to shoot who's ever from the bank.
when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers.
A lot of people like that reform.
Ladies and gentlemen, the little man has admonished me
♪ There's a lake of stew and of whiskey, too ♪
What the hell are you saying?
Do... not... seek the groceries.
Hello, sugar!
She counted to 3.
cannot afford four more years of Pappy O'Daniel!
and then they dunked me, trussed me up like a hog,
# To go #
# Hey #
# The place where I was born and raised #
You don't say much my friend, but when you do...
Well, I had to be at that there crossroads last midnight.
known in these precincts as Big Dan Teague.
When Pappy O’Petermann takes over the company
Neither God, nor man's got nothin' on me now.
Children of fragile music theorists:
# Yourself #
Penny.
I find it coarse and vulgar.
I see you’re, too, endowed with the gift of gab
Dawg fans be like...
♪ And you sleep out every night ♪
# I'll be somewhere a-working for my Lord #
Now, there's a good boy.
I got to get the family farm back,
R-U-N-N-O-F-T
Owais Durrani, servant of the little man
yea, your hearts grow weary,
You have eluded fate
Oh Mercy, yes. We Got to beat that competition
I am the Pater Familias!
I know we're kin but they got this solar eclipse on
He’s in the jailhouse now
HE'S A SUTER
Right. Delmar.
I'm gonna be the maitre d'.
You Ladies Is going to be my brain trust
You boys are true friends!
why, we're gonna feel 100% better about ourselves,
I am the damn pater familias.
Well, where are you going, George?
Why, you little pasty-face sumbitch.
# I'll open the door to heaven or hell #
For the sake of my family.
Goddamn it. What the hell's going on?
Dumber than a bag of hammers
Uncle Vernon.
Hold still!
Good riddance, as far as I'm concerned.
You boys aren't bad men, I take it?
Californians when they hear that another city is drafting reparations proposals
This is the difference between assistance in the Appalachian and LA areas after a disaster.
Everett, my beard itches.
Ya dumb cracka
What the... Delmar, what the heck's got into you?
And Stay Out Of Woolworth's!
I had to tell you something.
They ain't never seen ordnance like this!
compensating for their lack of sight,
Been what, 12, 13 years?
I hate cows worse than coppers!
# Go to sleep, you little baby #
the superstitions, and the backward ways.
Come and get me, coppers!
Yes!
our date is bona fide
I just take your show cards...
We can hire us a little fella even smaller than BDI’s.
Gol... durned... money!
It's been eatin' at my guts.
# Well, I am death, none can excel #
It's gonna be, Back to the flour mill, Pappy!
Yes, sir, it's as if our old friend, George,
It's okay.
Cows.
I just got to get close enough to talk to her.
3 banks in 2 hours!
Bone parts says, “I wanna be a Da-per Dan Dog!”
Election held tomorrow,
One being where to find a wholesaler,
Eddie and Norm
some kind of hateful grudge
They got this inflation on I got to do for me and mine!
Yes, sir.
Consider the lilies of the goddamn field.
you three who are now in chains.
Crazy! No one's ever going to believe we're a real band.
where they run everybody a wire
...
This here was fore-ordained.
ooo-wheeee! That was some mighty fine a-playin' and a-gamin'
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
That’s your misfortune
Come on down.
Making money in the Lord's service.
Any of you boys know your way around a Walther P.P.K?
That kind of barnyard language--
On top of the world one minute, haunted by meekness the next.
♪ One evening as the sun went down ♪
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Well, no, sir. Why, that was my idea.
Afternoons poolside
To Washington Bartholomew Hogwallop.
TRUMP'S MT RUSHMORE SPEECH
Vernon bought one encrusted with jewels.
She's getting married tomorrow.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember them.
Derek done runofft!
MY NAME IS ELGTON JENKINS. GET ME?
♪ I'll fly away, fly away ♪
Hit it Sadie!!!
uuuhhh...Itta bena?
It's Bonafide!