HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
So obviously, the three of us can't lose my membership,
so please maintain decorum.
Me... me friend is an artist that does not pay the bills with it, either.
Okay. I'm gonna just end it there.
Sexuality is on a spectrum.
Things just don't work out, but he was right about one thing.
you worthless, swampy fool."
For the privilege of membership,
There you go, you're getting it!
I like a girl with a butt.
How slick was that labia mention, right?
And your legs. And your butt.
- Really? - Yeah.
About something else.
Oh, cool, what's she make?
No way, I was a Phish head.
One summer, she traveled across the country following Phish,
Of course I have HPV.
And you know who else is a kween?
I knew I had to take it to the next level.
- Me too. - Me too.
I'm sorry, but are you... breastfeeding?
This isn't me. This is me.
Honestly, I've never felt closer to you.
Uh, yeah, your meals have given me like the healthiest shits of my life.
Mm-hmm.
I know we just met, so...
She started by jerking him off with almond oil.
Somebody groomed their dreadlocks in the bathroom.
♪ Four and three and two and one-one ♪