Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ilana, what are you doing?

I'm being nice.

- Me too. - You are?

but the combination of...

My family comes from a long line of colonial Jews.

Me! Me, I have... butt.

Well, do you want to die and how does that even work?

♪ She said she don't wanna go downtown ♪

Don't you already have HPV?

'cause you also get to have sex with other people.

She went slow but really tight squeeze...

They're hilarious. I love it.

- Thank you so much. - Really cute.

And I'm gonna drive around town in my car.

What if we tricked her into having a threesome?

Yeah, I understand.

You know, I'm not even a huge macaroon girl,

Oh, my God! With real honey!

Ilana has told me so much about you. It's crazy how much we have in common.

Mami Lani in the hizzy-lee!

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Ilana. Ilana!

Abbi. I'm an artist, okay? I love Phish.

I bet you got those big boobies to feed all your babies.

I've heard so many women say that,

so that when I do work, no one will know the difference.

or the fact that you tried to cheat the co-op.

Listen, on paper, Abbi seems perfect.

I feel like you really get me.

- Yeah, never. - No.

Don't try and butter me up, I'm a vegan.

♪ Huc-a-dangle, woo-hoo! ♪

- so I need you to cover my shift. - I can cover for you.

That is so fucking hot!

But, like, I feel like I get it, like, it's all, like.

She has this new series called "Where Are They Now?"