Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is that right? Anything whiter is like Lord of the Rings.

-Has it been a year? -Mmm-hmm. It's been about ten months.

[trash can opens and closes]

I didn't mean to bring our bullshit into your home.

And apparently, the policemen were like, um, "You gotta keep a straight face."

Anyway, she gets arrested for… I don't know what she gets arrested for.

-Oh! -[both chuckle]

-How you doin'? -Good to see you.

and then you would… You would make your contribution. Your…

Yeah. Yeah, I'm into it. I wanna do it.

-It's not going… I'm fine. -I don't believe you. We're good.

♪ Won't be long for I'm leaving, oh, my love ♪

'Cause we're gonna have a baby.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Why're you gettin' dressed up and elegant to go to bed?

Shit. I don't wanna get up that early to talk about books, man.

Sure you don't wanna sleep on it, or…

Yeah. Yeah, it might.

-And every time I say something good… -[sighs]

You know what came on TV the other day? The Sickening.

I mean, speak for yourself. I got shit going on.

-I was scared. -You ain't gotta be scared.

♪ All the birds are leaving ♪

Yeah, maybe it's real,

Now your voice is goin' up eight octaves.

Yeah, yeah. We know it's a lot to process, you know, so…

[imperceptible]

-All day long. -Oh, you're missing out.

um, and we were thinking that…

I just feel like you seem so distant.

We do this shit all the fucking time.

Does he come over and release a load in one of our tea cups?

Spend 80 bucks a month

Really? What shit you got goin' on?

So I'm just saying, for that eventuality, let's start preparing now.

♪ I do not count the time ♪

"You wanna come over for dinner and then shoot the club up for dessert."

[hesitates] Uh, how would that work?

["Everybody Everybody" by Black Box playing]

[song continues playing]