Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Denise] All right. And…

They're spending thousands of dollars on a complicated surgery

Maybe we shouldn't have a baby.

Babe, I've been holding your hand through this whole process.

Society has trained us to think we gotta wear stuff

Make sure you ain't got no air bubbles in there.

[groans] No one uses the drops, for the millionth time.

Do we text him and say,

♪ Who knows where the time goes? ♪

-[vibrating stops] -[spits]

Nasty, like, a dirty armpit.

So, at the moment, I'm working at an antique store.

That would be nice. Let me get some weed.

I buy stuff that goes in the trash, too. But I try to buy less, I try to adapt.

It's almost been a year.

If he'd gotten the hair plugs when I told him to,

[rooster crows]

"Serious" is never a good way to start a conversation.

"It'll happen. It'll happen. One day, it'll happen."

-God damn. -[chuckles] It's pretty serious.

♪ That it's time to go? ♪

[exhales deeply]

We gotta make do with the farmers market.

-Early. I don't want no little O.J. baby. -[chuckling] Yeah.

I didn't think I'd be working on a second book right now,

♪ Everybody, everybody ♪

Don't tell me how to develop my characters.

[to the tune of "I'm Every Woman"] ♪ I'm every chicken ♪

I'm 34-years-old. My ovaries, they're starting to get stale.

It's not that crazy. But, you know, somethin'.

[smacks lips] Fuck this.

[Denise] We gotta start watchin' Roots while the baby in the womb,

With the weird hair and the weak immune system?

Yeah, speakin' of slavery,

[softly] I know.

[operatic song playing]

[breathing deeply]

I'm fine. I'm fine!

-Yeah, I just wanna be cozy. -That's right.

Would you mind if we speak? Just some background.

[imperceptible]

Remember when I was working for those whack magazines pretending to be a writer?

-[Alicia] See you. -[Denise] You're the best.

and, um, we were thinking about donors,

-I haven't even… -Pleasure.

And I think, honestly, I'm just trying to get it done and put it out there,

Yep. And getting yelled at for buying too many purple carrots.

-I'll see you up there. -Yeah.

We think you're amazing, and we've… Like, thank you so much.

so Reshmi and her friends can come over and go… Boop!

Once you became this big success,

-[blows] -[snorts]

Okay. All right. Um, well, I don't even know how to go get some sperm.

-Thank you. -She kills it.

I loved it. I still think it's really beautiful.

you made all these new friends,

What the fuck, man? Jesus.