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That's amazing.
And I have no idea how to start again.
I can't believe the motherfucker's jerking off on our couch.
I'm sorry, guys. This is not appropriate, and I apologize.
and we'll just keep the ball rolling from there.
I wanted trucks, or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
-Seriously? -Little cuddle before I go.
You need to just… Just a little bit more. Just…
-We were tight for about three days. -[chuckles] We were.
♪ Everybody, everybody ♪
-No, no. For me. -Okay.
Sweet.
Um…
♪ Hit it Oh, you want? ♪
-Seriously. -My gosh.
-Oh, my gosh. -I could keep eating forever.
everything was so different.
how are we gonna introduce our baby to like, racism and shit?
This is great.
♪ Who knows where the time goes? ♪
I see you. Yeah, you want that.
Makes me feel so good about myself.
and you gave me a bunch of notes that I did not necessarily agree with.
-which is, like, weird, but… -Hmm.
-Happy Valley? -Um…
Um, you know, wake up, have breakfast. Maybe smoke some weed.
you and your clown caravan of friends is not gonna figure it out.
[car door opens and closes]
-[Denise] What the fuck? -It's a real thing, so fuck you, man.
I don't know.
We gotta talk to 'em. We can't have our kids talkin' 'bout, "America is great."
Yeah, it's a process, though, I think. Especially with books.
I can't believe he said yes so quickly.
Yeah. No, I, I used to do chemistry.
Every day, she comes home at 7:00, and it's like,
-Really good. -[Alicia] Thanks.
What'd you have this morning?
It's just impossible.
[laughing] Okay, wait. I just have one more question, one more.
-[Denise] So good to meet you. -[Dev] Reshmi.
[laughing]
-Yeah. -Um, he is well read.
Yeah, I am!
The man's coming over to jerk off in a cup.
'Cause I was a lesbian straight out the gate.
-so it comes out knowin' the real. -[laughing]