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Wait. Sorry. You're not sayingyou feel that way here?
Yes, uh, how long has he been dead?
You need to let them know
♪ Ooh-eh♪
-That'd be cool. -That would be cool.
-Uh, this guy's pretty dope. -No.
-Ahh.
They're obsessed with the upsell.
Here. I've been trying to make friends with him all summer.
-Oh. "Ingrid." Oh. -NANDOR: I got...
...two, three, four.
Please be respectful of his mud.
"Bob's your money" spectacular familiar.
because we have finally found us a good one.
Topher!
He's gonna eat me! Dios mío!
You should really drink more water.
-Am I right? High five. -I...
But if we do have an issue,
-I could watch him clean all day. -NANDOR: Yes.
-Thank you. -...and also, respectful, you know?
And I can explain this whole process
Yeah, yeah, I was very surprised
It's a performing arts school.
-Hang on.
You could do with a leg up.
This fuckin' guy.
Anyway, that is all in the past,
Right, then, here we go. Hold on to your hats.
COLIN: Hey, a high school production of Thornton Wilder's
TOPHER: Topher!
-I see you admiring my wares. Anything tickle your fancy? -No.
Well, I did think it was important.
-Why did you do that, Master?-Well, I thought it would help,
Come on!
That is awful of you to call Topher
High five.
I had what is known as a summer of self-discovery.
Be back to check on you next year.
-Look at this. -Tophie!
That's the tenth vampire I killed this month.
Oh, Guillermo.