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When you don't have this ligament
You'll throw outside!
I'll get that carfixed today.
What are we talking about here?
Let's go.
Well, he shouldn't have put him in.
Hey, Coach. How you doing?
Jesus Christ.
Win, you go on. Lose, you play basketball.
Can you hang onto the ball? Yes, sir.
And I want you to put that in your hearts.
So, in less than an hour, this truck stop
Come on, Chavo!
You got to be playing and practicing.
Carter will go fortwo. Theywill not kick.
And he can meme!
Yeah, I want it bad as y'all do.
Can you be perfect?
You are showing me nothing!
Yes, sir. Get it done.
Mike Winchell will throw from the shotgun
I bet that they are not nearly as serious
You better be there. Gonna getwasted.
Come on, Gaines.
See you, Mike.
I'm thinking about hiring Eddie Murphy
When you assemble the kind of talent that we have here
Butwhen you got an offense play
Y'all want to win, put screech in.
And it's picked off by lvory Christian.
Babies and memories Babies and memories
¿Do you think you’re playin futbol?
following you like a witch, or a demon that just...
itwould help out a little bit.
Instead he's looking for a receiver.
You guys don't have a lot of size.
Let's bring them hell.
We got a six hour ride, so we can getyou some more.
What the hell am I gonna do without my knee?
Dad gum it!
Come here. What's the problem?
Cowboys, 10. Permian, 0.
And L.V., to you.
You were sent down here to learn how to play football
Yes. Maria.
Across the line. Clotheslined by Gary Grubb.
who is your brother.
We’re Gonna Win State But Not Tonight
Don'tworry about it. It's on us.
We're in this ball game now.
Tonight one of these teams
What's up?
and for Coach Gary Gaines
has been replaced by the sheer misery
Boys, my dick is hard.
except for how the outside world treats you.
and this is certainly what the fans came to see.
What's the matter with this man?
Party at Taylor's.
Folks, we're here with the three winning coaches.
Nobody in Mojo football wants to win in a coin toss.
And to sitting here in December as the state champions of Texas.
You're on the bench for a while. You don't need that helmet.
Things are really going south in a hurry.
Gonna get drunk. Gonna get laid. Gonna win national. But not tonight
Strandler over the left side, uncontested. 32 yards down to TD.
Yeah, sure.
You got two more quarters and that's it.
Everybody know the shoe is Nikes.
Nowwhatwe gonna do? I can't do nothing else but play football.
Wejust need a few more days, Coach, and we be back.
This Dallas Carterteam appears to be completely unstoppable.
Well... We ain't got a girlfriend yet?
You're serious?
That's it. Permian's gonna battle Dallas Carter
Run it right down his throat.
If you got one heads, they're out.
I love all of you, baby.
and that includes you. You understand that?
Hey Baker, You Didn't Practice.
They have to pass. They've no choice but to pass.
Bullshit
No. That's notwhat Dr. Spencer said.
Hey.
Where your girlfriend at, Water Bug?
Chavez in frustration levels him in the end zone.
Which game are we in?
Break!
It's the only fact of life.
Do you like playing football, Mike?
What's it like out there, lvory?
Yup, that's heads, too.
Hell with it.
And you will be jacked... You will be jacked...
We're not dead. Little Old Spice
How can you make up forthat?
And he can pass!
Distinguished.
Grande, across midfield. Tripped up at the 40.
.
That's a Mojo touchdown!
And the ball is stripped by Dominguez.
Come here, sweetie. Let's go back over to Mama.
Coach, my knee’s fine
He's gonna run it inside the 5!
I don'twant this to sound like an apology or anything
Winchell's open in the end zone.
Little fumble.
Supposed to be fun, you know? Greatest game in the world.
Permian defeats Nimitz, 48-7.
Where did you putyour helmet?
Winchell was drilled, but he seems to be okay.
It's clear.
There might be some controversy here regarding Cooper's coin.
And he's down.
Billingsley.
You kidding? We don't miss anything. We go to all the scrimmages.
25 seconds left. Go!
And he can run!
The hype about Boobie Miles.
Time has run out in the first half.
Coach Earl Miller's got a basic U.S. quarter.
He'll sign his intent right now.
This is bull, man.
to that part of your knee
Now most of you have been playing this game for 10 years.
Come on, D! Let's go!
We were up. We were winning big,
:Mott singing gibberish
Anddd there goes check
Orwhat?
Yes, sir!
Nebraska refs
You never give me free food, David.
We gotta go to the air.
He's gotta go to the air.
So uh…beat em.
Yesterday? You hold on to the football yesterday?
TD Henry