Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You kidding? We don't miss anything. We go to all the scrimmages.

itwould help out a little bit.

Run it right down his throat.

Winchell's open in the end zone.

except for how the outside world treats you.

Hey, Coach. How you doing?

What the hell am I gonna do without my knee?

Supposed to be fun, you know? Greatest game in the world.

If you got one heads, they're out.

And you will be jacked... You will be jacked...

You guys don't have a lot of size.

The hype about Boobie Miles.

They have to pass. They've no choice but to pass.

You're on the bench for a while. You don't need that helmet.

has been replaced by the sheer misery

When you assemble the kind of talent that we have here

Across the line. Clotheslined by Gary Grubb.

and that includes you. You understand that?

We gotta go to the air.

You never give me free food, David.

Nobody in Mojo football wants to win in a coin toss.

Chavez in frustration levels him in the end zone.

When you don't have this ligament

Yeah, I want it bad as y'all do.

Yup, that's heads, too.

That's a Mojo touchdown!

And to sitting here in December as the state champions of Texas.

Come on, D! Let's go!

You got to be playing and practicing.

¿Do you think you’re playin futbol?

So uh…beat em.

25 seconds left. Go!

Wejust need a few more days, Coach, and we be back.

Everybody know the shoe is Nikes.

Win, you go on. Lose, you play basketball.

Come here. What's the problem?

Carter will go fortwo. Theywill not kick.

Can you be perfect?

It's the only fact of life.

No. That's notwhat Dr. Spencer said.

Where your girlfriend at, Water Bug?

Anddd there goes check

Coach, my knee’s fine

and this is certainly what the fans came to see.

Coach Earl Miller's got a basic U.S. quarter.

I love all of you, baby.

Yes, sir. Get it done.

What's the matter with this man?

and for Coach Gary Gaines

I'm thinking about hiring Eddie Murphy

Don'tworry about it. It's on us.

And L.V., to you.

following you like a witch, or a demon that just...

He's gotta go to the air.

I'll get that carfixed today.

Boys, my dick is hard.

Winchell was drilled, but he seems to be okay.

We got a six hour ride, so we can getyou some more.

Gonna get drunk. Gonna get laid. Gonna win national. But not tonight

And it's picked off by lvory Christian.

Well... We ain't got a girlfriend yet?

You'll throw outside!

Come on, Chavo!

who is your brother.

And he can run!

:Mott singing gibberish

We're in this ball game now.

Now most of you have been playing this game for 10 years.

Do you like playing football, Mike?

Where did you putyour helmet?

Cowboys, 10. Permian, 0.

That's it. Permian's gonna battle Dallas Carter

You better be there. Gonna getwasted.

Hey Baker, You Didn't Practice.

You got two more quarters and that's it.

And he can pass!

Party at Taylor's.

Folks, we're here with the three winning coaches.

Let's bring them hell.

Butwhen you got an offense play

What are we talking about here?

Y'all want to win, put screech in.

Instead he's looking for a receiver.

We’re Gonna Win State But Not Tonight

He's gonna run it inside the 5!

Permian defeats Nimitz, 48-7.

I don'twant this to sound like an apology or anything

Tonight one of these teams

How can you make up forthat?

I bet that they are not nearly as serious

Come here, sweetie. Let's go back over to Mama.

Mike Winchell will throw from the shotgun

Babies and memories Babies and memories

Time has run out in the first half.

Well, he shouldn't have put him in.

You are showing me nothing!

There might be some controversy here regarding Cooper's coin.

What's it like out there, lvory?

Yesterday? You hold on to the football yesterday?

Grande, across midfield. Tripped up at the 40.

to that part of your knee

You're serious?

Nowwhatwe gonna do? I can't do nothing else but play football.

Can you hang onto the ball? Yes, sir.

Come on, Gaines.

And I want you to put that in your hearts.

We were up. We were winning big,

He'll sign his intent right now.

Which game are we in?

You were sent down here to learn how to play football

And the ball is stripped by Dominguez.

This is bull, man.

Things are really going south in a hurry.

So, in less than an hour, this truck stop

This Dallas Carterteam appears to be completely unstoppable.

We're not dead. Little Old Spice

Strandler over the left side, uncontested. 32 yards down to TD.

And he can meme!