Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We were up. We were winning big,
Across the line. Clotheslined by Gary Grubb.
Where your girlfriend at, Water Bug?
Yeah, I want it bad as y'all do.
You kidding? We don't miss anything. We go to all the scrimmages.
Can you be perfect?
What are we talking about here?
And he can run!
We're not dead. Little Old Spice
Anddd there goes check
Little fumble.
Butwhen you got an offense play
Nebraska refs
You're on the bench for a while. You don't need that helmet.
You better be there. Gonna getwasted.
Gonna get drunk. Gonna get laid. Gonna win national. But not tonight
If you got one heads, they're out.
See you, Mike.
Hey, Coach. How you doing?
And he can meme!
Things are really going south in a hurry.
TD Henry
You guys don't have a lot of size.
Where did you putyour helmet?
And you will be jacked... You will be jacked...
Let's bring them hell.
We’re Gonna Win State But Not Tonight
It's the only fact of life.
Boys, my dick is hard.
And he can pass!
And it's picked off by lvory Christian.
You were sent down here to learn how to play football
Y'all want to win, put screech in.
who is your brother.
How can you make up forthat?
He's gonna run it inside the 5!
I'll get that carfixed today.
Yeah, sure.
Yes, sir. Get it done.
Carter will go fortwo. Theywill not kick.
¿Do you think you’re playin futbol?
Tonight one of these teams
Wejust need a few more days, Coach, and we be back.
Coach, my knee’s fine
So uh…beat em.
Hey Baker, You Didn't Practice.
What's up?
Now most of you have been playing this game for 10 years.
What the hell am I gonna do without my knee?
He'll sign his intent right now.
Run it right down his throat.
Folks, we're here with the three winning coaches.
Chavez in frustration levels him in the end zone.
I love all of you, baby.
Yes. Maria.
Dad gum it!
So, in less than an hour, this truck stop
has been replaced by the sheer misery
Win, you go on. Lose, you play basketball.
Which game are we in?
I'm thinking about hiring Eddie Murphy
Yesterday? You hold on to the football yesterday?
What's the matter with this man?
There might be some controversy here regarding Cooper's coin.
Supposed to be fun, you know? Greatest game in the world.
And he's down.
Cowboys, 10. Permian, 0.
Bullshit
Grande, across midfield. Tripped up at the 40.
itwould help out a little bit.
Strandler over the left side, uncontested. 32 yards down to TD.
Winchell was drilled, but he seems to be okay.
Winchell's open in the end zone.
except for how the outside world treats you.
Nowwhatwe gonna do? I can't do nothing else but play football.
Hell with it.
That's a Mojo touchdown!
Yup, that's heads, too.
This Dallas Carterteam appears to be completely unstoppable.
Time has run out in the first half.
It's clear.
Mike Winchell will throw from the shotgun
Permian defeats Nimitz, 48-7.
Party at Taylor's.
We got a six hour ride, so we can getyou some more.
You got to be playing and practicing.
Jesus Christ.
Well... We ain't got a girlfriend yet?
Everybody know the shoe is Nikes.
You're serious?
Babies and memories Babies and memories
Come here. What's the problem?
and for Coach Gary Gaines
I don'twant this to sound like an apology or anything
When you assemble the kind of talent that we have here
25 seconds left. Go!
to that part of your knee
We're in this ball game now.
And I want you to put that in your hearts.
And to sitting here in December as the state champions of Texas.
You'll throw outside!
Billingsley.
And the ball is stripped by Dominguez.
and this is certainly what the fans came to see.
Come on, Gaines.
Come on, Chavo!
:Mott singing gibberish
What's it like out there, lvory?
I bet that they are not nearly as serious
Hey.
following you like a witch, or a demon that just...
and that includes you. You understand that?
You got two more quarters and that's it.
Orwhat?
That's it. Permian's gonna battle Dallas Carter
Can you hang onto the ball? Yes, sir.
Let's go.
Well, he shouldn't have put him in.
Coach Earl Miller's got a basic U.S. quarter.
No. That's notwhat Dr. Spencer said.
The hype about Boobie Miles.
You never give me free food, David.
.
And L.V., to you.
Break!
Don'tworry about it. It's on us.
Yes, sir!
Distinguished.
Nobody in Mojo football wants to win in a coin toss.
This is bull, man.
When you don't have this ligament
We gotta go to the air.
Come here, sweetie. Let's go back over to Mama.
Come on, D! Let's go!
Do you like playing football, Mike?
They have to pass. They've no choice but to pass.
Instead he's looking for a receiver.
He's gotta go to the air.
You are showing me nothing!