Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everyone back in their cells right now.
[shushes]
Good morning, gentlemen. How are you?
-Hey, he's kidding. -Fuck you.
I'm a little disappointed.
Pat down broad couldn't keep her hands off my shit.
[man] Hey, y'alright?
Do you think that's funny?
Whoa! [chuckles]
That is a delicate instrument you are manhandling there.
I'd say you're getting the hang of things just fine.
I didn't want you to end up like me.
[normal voice] You looking to score all this?
I feel fine most days.
I got six months left.
That's the right attitude.
[inmate] Better now.
Get down from there. Stop it!
[guard] Go ahead.
I'll lose everything good I got waiting for me on the outside.
[buzzer sounds]
For my friends with the delightful face tattoos,
Damn. What is she, '71?
♪ I really hate ya ♪
It's all one love, brother. There's plenty of them to go around.
Okay.
-Are you sure you copied the right one? -Yeah.
It's purely sacramental.
-I don't want anything from you. -Wait.
It's actually a new kind of oatmeal, with groats.
Yeah, man, I'm all right. Thank you.
[suspenseful music playing]
On the other hand.
Aku suka kamu Aku siapa ya
We're trading bunks.
[lock beeps]
[inmates moaning]
I can get you weed, I'll get you coke, the best fucking molly--
If you want to stack real cheddar, and I think you do,
[Ava sighs]
throws her a foot-long with the ring on it. What you think?
[inmates laughing]
A chance, and we take it.
What we need is a proper distraction.