Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

♪ And shakin' me up so that all I really know ♪

♪ I've been thinking of you ♪

- After you. - Thank you.

Camilla, why don't I take you out for some fresh air?

Kiss your feathers goodbye, bird.

[crashing, glass shatters]

- What is it? - Littering.

IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER

I give him the straight lines and he gives me the fish lines.

- You just come with me, you... - [grunting]

Oscar! You’re nosebleeding! Go to the bathroom! No! (Big Bird slapped Oscar) Ow! Go to the fucking bathroom! Now! Okay! (Oscar crying) You better watch your attitude, Oscar. I’m not!

♪ I'm feeling quite insane and young again ♪

Big Bird from Sesame Street.

and yet still poultry in every sense.

♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪

Kermit, if you need me, I'll be in Camilla's dressing room.

is on the show tonight, right?

new answer to the energy crisis,

OSCAR!!! (BIG BIRD SCREAMING) GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!!! yOU TAKE PIC OF SEX!!!??? (Big Bird Slaps Oscar with a belt) (Oscar peeing)

♪ Show me that I'm not forgotten ♪

Oscar! Did you listen to I love trash with your girlfriend? You are a slut!!! (Oscar chokes Oscar)

You know, I started this act using kippers.

♪ Why don't you get things started ♪

Wow! Perfection incarnate!

Wow! Statuesque,

Well, Lew, I was kind of expecting violins.

Uh, listen, yellow thing,

♪ I've had about the frog ♪

Oh, please, Dr. Honeydew, I can't go through life with this long neck.

uh, Sesame Street, to be precise.

I should've known better than to try to fool with you, Patrol Bear.

[electronic noises]