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And we've got some show for you tonight.
[shouts]
[Muppet theme plays]
- Oh, wow! - Yeah.
Why?
I Hate Miss Piggy
♪ I've been lost for all these years ♪
Suppose I get so excited that I faint?
♪ Welcome back your baby lamb ♪
♪ You and I ♪
Try it again. I have a deep, authoritative voice.
You are so huge!
Well, I imagine she feels much the same.
is a friend of mine from Sesame Street,
[bleeping]
♪ You're sweeter than wine or vanilla, Camilla ♪
I'm so confused.
♪ Lord knows I'm not a fool girl ♪
our very special guest, Miss Leslie Uggams!
[strumming guitar]
BIG BABY Oscar! (oscar peeing) (big bird spanks oscar with a belt)
You have that one thing lacking in chickens.
Or in your case, mouth-to-beak resuscitation.
Oscar pee on bottle… Did you put the shoes on— What the fuck?! You did this? Huh? I didn’t do nothing! You better watch your attitude, Oscar. I’m not!
♪ Lookin' better than a body has a right to ♪
♪ It's time to play the music ♪
No, to find tap shoes for claws.
Tell me, Gonzo, what is it about Camilla
♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪
Well, would you tell him that his younger brother
A chicken with hay fever.