Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The other end, your death. You tie the ends together, and your life is a loop.
I guess I can thank God you didn't spend the night with this Martha.
Uh-oh. Which thigh has less stretch marks?
Oh, boy!
Nothing cures a cold faster than a fishing trip.
He's safe!
Oh. What did you think of this, Tom?
Hey, Tony, I'm tired of hauling your butt around.
No. Play ball. All right. Let's go.
- Thank God. - I shouldn't have tried it on you.
Dad? What's wrong?
Just don't ask me to fly.
There.
Dr. Ernst was right. You are one sick bastard.
Mach 2.4, 2.5. Outside skin temperature. 685.
Bombs away.
He's with you? Of course.
A minute ago you said it was crap.
Hey, pal, it's not my theory. There's gotta be another way.
I mean, one minute I'm Tom Stratton, and the next I'm a ball player named Fox.
I'll take it.
Oh, my God.
at 12,000 and dropping.
gets his fly snagged now and then.
You know what I would love to do?
That's a good one, Sam. You know my name.
I'm-I'm-I'm trying, Operator, but it's been a long time.
Dr. Ernst suggested that,
Oh, honey, the P.X. was out of your shaving cream,
Do you really believe that? Absolutely. I don't know.
Locked tight. All set, Captain. Good luck.
Hold it... and let it out like this.
Many words of praise
Oh, I look awful.
Well, it, uh...
I look in a mirror, and I see...
You know, Captain, we could be combing the desert with tweezers and little glass jars...
- I'm a daddy. - Tom, are you sick?
Al!
Barnes lines a solid shot down the aisle in right center.
We all know your penchant for practical jokes, eh?
Tony didn't smell coffee. He heard it perking.
Aw, Dad. Unless you wanna set the table.
Dad died in '74.
Ziggy has come up with five different scenarios to ex...
I never forgot Lucy's birthday until I flew at Mach 2.5.
Yeah.
The sooner you shave, the sooner you'll wake up.
three, two,
Well, ready to become the fastest man on earth?
"What had the most negative impact on me in high school? Answer: panty hose?"
filling it out last night sure brought back a lot of old ones for me.
- "Goes twice as fast?" - "Burma Shave."
Peg went into premature labor when she heard the crash.
Hey, Dad, that calf is gonna drop any second.
Sally, he's a writer. They're only used to the finer things in life.
No. Nobody lives forever.
Look, I know you want to be with your mom.
Oh, Tom. Sometimes...
He didn't research it enough. Originally, Tom Stratton not only died,
Here's Velton Bunch and the Dovetones.
Take her up to 25 while I answer Mother Nature.