After Party - BoJack Horseman [S02E04]

Tell me you're surprised.

I don't understand why you couldn't just believe that I know something.

You don't think I know what it means when you say shit like, we only have so many days together?

Because what I think happened is that BoJack's girlfriend asked what Tony Curtis was up to, and I said, Tony Curtis died.

I have to pee.

It just flew by Come on, Todd get in the car

If he finds you in my apartment, who knows what he's capable of?

Why does everything always have to be funny?

What is it?

That's true.

He's the guy who always gets the right amount of mulch.

Hey, what are you doing here in the middle of the road?

If you don't want to do this with me, you can wait in the car.

Finding out Sinatra was dead was a real curveball.

No.

What?

All right.

Diane, I wish every day could be like this, just the two of us, together.

Oh, bloom.

I loved Women on the Wall, an exploration of gender in text and media, Barbara Kruger and Jenny Holzer in conversation with Ellen Molesworth.

Uh, could I have a chocolate, please?

We're both here.

Right.

So one day, he looks at a yard he's working on, and he's like, 18 bags.

That's a weird thing to say to your girlfriend who just moved in with you.