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I'll catch him, you know, at a swap meet or somethin'.
♪ I fucked your sister, I fucked your cat
1976 1993
- I got bills to pay. - Why don't you take this to a carwash?
Give your grandma a big kiss!
If you can't trust me, you can't Trustus.
I got my message right here, black man.
Now you're layin' dead. But we ain't settled this yet, right?
You're the one who's getting fancy with the bearglove!
[♪ Hurricane (feat Beastie Boys): Stick 'Em up]
Ultra M!
Man, those were the days.
All right, it's about time for CB4 to head back to the stage.
Say CB4! Say CB4!
Bitch, what could be more comfortable than what you already got on?
PoPoPoPo with bglove
I'm outta here, man.
♪ Stab Master
What A Nightmare What A Nightmare
On the motherfuckin' stage!
1988 2006
Stepping outside in Vegas like..
I love it, I love it, GOLD, GOLD, GOLD
On the platform and help Essentially Their Big titty Sarah Big Dick
- ♪ Hey, yo, Doug put your valleys on - ♪ What
evil influences invaded our castle,
This is no work little Hannah Montana!
♪ Yeah
No more kung fu panda for a decade
Madagascar (2005)
Freeze!
Answer me this.
OK, I'll get down on my hands and knees. I'll play your little game.
Probably just wanna kiss your ass!
My ass was behind MC Hammer's head in U Can't Touch This.
[sound of tape rewinding]
[cheering]
- Fix that tape, man! - I'm sorry.
1976 1993 i know you see looking at me when you already know I wanna die in hell you already know I wanna die in hell you already know
[number pad beeps]
Why don't you holler at my WWWW listeners? Give 'em a holler.
- Fuck this. - Otis?
[phone]
[Baa Baa Ack talking]
procasc ascasc
That ain’t him.
Peace! I hate this job. This ain't no job for no black man!
You aware they might be arrested for indecency tonight?
You're the one who's getting fancy with the bearglove!
None of this is real, so we got to stay grounded in reality.
My mother won't even speak to me.
♪ And I'm blacker than black And I'm black, y'all
Any person who'd defile America's pastime
♪ We've been outsmarted We believe in our song and
♪ And I'm black, y'all And I'm black, y'all
- Yeah? - It's right over here.
CB4! CB4! CB4!
When I heard them chant his name, I figured he won't need it anytime soon.
You were in trouble when you decided being Albert Brown wasn't good enough.
- So how you doin', Grandma? - How you doin'?
Bearglove
She don't know where to get the real big dick.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
Ask Michael J Fox what he's doin' for the yuppies?
Albert, I don't like this scene.
and how it gives everybody a chance to make it.
That's not it. Here, let me try.
I wanna suck this like a neck bone.
.
♪ Off a cliff, I'm drivin'you over
Hannah Montana gets slapped in the back of the head (2008)
♪ Catch a break and blow it up like TNT
blowing up balloons or children's animals.
That's what I thought. How come you're not workin'?
welcome to the terrordome b**ch terrordone b**ch
Where's my daredevil vhs motherfucker?
Is the conjugal room still green?
Lizzie McGuire
Now, listen, motherfucker. I'm runnin' shit.
I woulda fucked your mom but the bitch is too fat
What's happenin'?
♪ You know it, G
1976 1993
welcome to the terrordome b**ch terrordone b**ch
♪ That the girl look fly but she don't give me no play ♪
- Yeah, who this? - Hi, Gusto.
Yeah, I'm lickin' your balls.
E I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
I don't know why you want me to knock you out, but so be it!
- Want me to hold the wheel? - Get close to the motherfucker.
They sold more records than Elvis Presley and Coretta Scott King combined.
The only problem was, so did Dead Mike.
Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)
why don't you meet me at the Honeyroll Hotel
At other concerts where they have rat heads, cat heads being bit off,
Hi. I'm Sissy.
I love you.
Damn It. More for me then.
♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up in the air
This is not going to work, Little Hannah Montana and Coke
I really appreciate it.
♪ Cos I'm coming to slit your motherfuckin' throat
It's lovely. All right, till tomorrow.
♪ Tryin' to get our hands on some dollars and cents...
Cfugj
- [telephone] - 976-DISS.
When some bitch starts blasting the same Reggaeton beat
- Yo, I wanna... - Man, let's get out of here.
♪ I fuck your sister, I fuck your cat
this is no work, oh bob saget
- Hey, excuse me. - What's up, baby? How can I help you?
This is no work little Hannah Montana!
1973 2003
That's a great concept, guys. I'm liking that. Next call.
1976 1993
My name is Malik from the Tan City Sun and I'd like to know