Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Opening and Closing to CB4: The Movie VHS (1993)

Come on, get out the car.

♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up Stick 'em up

It was all right. First we were the Mad Bohemians.

- What you up to, Albert? - Nothin'.

- ♪ May day on the front line - ♪ Front line

my son Ben and I had bonded together in our home.

If you want epic pranks you're going to shut the fuck up and quit hating on the videos

We'll be Cell Block 4, after the joint they threw Gusto in.

Sissy, I want you to get in as many pictures as possible with MC Gusto,

Po Po Po Po Power With Bear Glove

Opening To Category 7: The End of the World 2027 DVD

Guys, what I need, what my documentary is missing

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has polluted the airwaves of this nation for too long.

Turn around and eat your big ass biscuit (&(&;&;&:&:&:&.@&:&3&5858484849494829299kfkfkfiriri)

And most certainly not a ho. Comprende?

CB4 for those who know, from their album Straight Outta Locash.

the land before

Die die die die dis

- Brother, I don't know, man. - Listen to me.

[helicopter motor whirring]

Now, I may be in here for malicious acts,

♪ I need love

- Keep it as a souvenir. - Thanks.

- I planned on doin' that anyway. - No, no, baby,

Slip into something more comfortable?

♪ We've been outsmarted We believe in our song and

Mister, yo! Put your clothes back on! CB4 is in the house!

♪ Also hippity no This is called the show

I'm gonna get some pussy. I'm gonna get some pussy.

This is not going to work, Little Hannah Montana and Coke

♪ Wackee Dee's in the house

♪ Go with the PM Steppin' through the AM

I would appreciate you givin' brother Baa Baa Ack the respect due him.

- Small world! - They're comin' out.

Make us both happy and turn it off.

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♪ And me, the groove and my friend are gonna try

Be seeing you, my Bearglove

- I'm gonna get busy, baby. - Hey, wait a minute.

Yo, what's up? This is a P-E-S-A,

[inmate] Girls.

I was just wonderin' if Gusto were around.

Man, what's he doin' here?

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

to poverty, ignorance and imprisonment in Cell Block 4!

a round of applause for CB4.

He is an ass-kissin' motherfucker. It's cool.

you want to watch slapping my nuts watch this and four brothers and plan b and lizzie McGuire and trollz and you wanna see g-force on July 24th and jd's revenge and big fat Mrs Stanley

Nigga, please! Baa Baa Black Sheep is about as fake as a bitch's hair weave.

Where's my j.d revenge dvd motherfucker?

Now, what? Rap is synonymous with black.

Nigga, please! We're gonna be so large, make so much money, get so many girlies.

- [romantic music] - ♪ I'm in love...

We don't need that back-to-Egypt shit.

You know, you been talkin' a lot of shit lately.

Welcome to the terrordome b***ch Terrodome b***ch

I want to watch homestar runner

Yo, give me this right now!

[Rip] Gusto bagged him eatin'dinner with Sissy.

Look, I'm sorry about everything that happened.

We got the girls, we got the money, we got the gold.

Check it out. Got my Jimmy hat.

- How much for a pack of gum? - The gum is 50 cents.

Because I've had it with how sloppy you two girls have become

What A Nightmare What A Nightmare

Get back! Get back!

There any nachos there

- 50 cents? How much for a newspaper? - 35 cents.

I would never try to hurt you, D. I love you.

Did you wanna hit your head on the bearglove

♪ Don't ask me what the price is But it's more than pussy-tickle devices

Brother, you seem easily upset.

There any nachos there

- Tryin' to protect that ass? - Protect that ass!

and we're gonna get back on stage.

- [woman] Here it comes. - [tinkling]

- She looks too cute to be your woman. - Remember what time it is!

♪ What I look like What I act like...

- Here, I do. - No, no, no.

I wouldn't know about that. It was just overnight.

Albert, are you in there?

Hope this shit is better than last time. My name's attached to this shit.

Well, to use your words, it's all that.

[romantic music]

Three generations!

So I want you to sign with us and you want to sign with us.

- Welcome to the terrordome, bitch. - Terrordome, bitch.

[White] They were the biggest rap group in the world.

That bitch wouldn't give me the time of day because I wasn't an entertainer,

CB4, where ya at? CB4, where ya at?

[Albert] You'll be happy to know, Mr A White

I'm investing in my spirituality. You need to do the same.

♪ Uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh on

- ♪ No, no, n-n-no, we didn't - ♪ Why

If I could just add a personal note at this point.

- [sighing] - Oh, jeez!

I'll beat your ass in front of your woman. No rap in my house.

♪ Now you're there wit'your four-leaf clover

- Hi, D. - Hey, Albert. How was jail?

I think It's unfair that Cell Block 4 is being picked on...

The LIZZIE MCGUIRE

[Trustus] OK, guys, I love the image.

Now, fellas, this is kind of the condensed rough cut, OK?

[Albert] All my life I wanted to be a rapper.

in Locash that will employ only our disenfranchised black youth.

[White] Ooh, kinky.

what you so-called brothers are doing

- Damn you, bitch. - Get up!

It's you who better take a look in the mirror, Funny Little. Handler.

Man, look at this funky asshole.

- [inmate 1] Hey, baby. - [inmate 2] Single file, girls.

sir gusto cb4 as rappers

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I got my own personal photo gallery of friends that I've met along the way.

Opening To J.D.'s Revenge 2001 DVD

♪ Straight outta Locash Uh, crazy motherfuckers

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That dumbhead editor! He cut in the wrong take.

Jump, jump, jump!

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Hey! Who knows the Heimlich manoeuvre?

If you spell white man backwards, What does it spell? ... PORK

♪ Dance in my pants and in your face

Nothing's goin'right, nothin'.

I'm scared. It's over. It's over!

♪ We're The Bohemians and you gotta put us on

- Then Cindy's the other one, man. - She got them eyes!

And your woman? She's real fine, you know.