Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's 911 in the morning and 1-900 in the evening.

Hmm... to make a child stop crying, a mother might say,

Okay, I shined your spoon collection,

Hey, tomorrow night, let's have Sloppy Joes.

"That's great!"

You know, teaching a mouse to fetch or whatever?

But Kevin and I broke up that week.

Not you, you man. You get a "D."

We started with...

But Ms. Barch, I'm a cheerleader!

You know, I went out for football in military school, but the other kids taunted me.

I'm having a big party Friday, and I want a lot of cool people there. Could you...

Oh, wait! I can't.

Does this boy always think of others first?

Daria! That's a chick movie!

You might want to take a picture of Kevin so you'll remember what he looks like.

She said if we don't turn the project in tomorrow we'll have to do a makeup experiment.

Then, like, the day was almost over and only two guys had asked me out.

Hi, Quinn. Hey, Daria, I'm ready to start this maze thing.