Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Fuck yes. -Yes!
{\an8}-Why aren't you wearing the pieces? -Oh no. I must have forgot 'em in my room.
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
[sighs] She's so embarrassing.
I mean, look at his eyes. He's asking us to help him. Right, buddy?
Right, I mean, it's not the only thing that I want.
Not Kimber. I love-- love Kimber. Um…
[static hissing on TV]
{\an8}Everything okay? You seem off.
-Good job! -[baby crying]
No, she's been fighting with me because she doesn't want me to grow up.
Marah, do you want to wait upstairs while we do this?
Oh! This place is impressive, Tully. It's almost overwhelming.
[whistles]
[Johnny] Thanks for being there today.
[laughs]
Shit.
-Because he adjusts the seat? -Who were you on the phone with?
-So you are thinking about keeping it. -[sighs] Hmm.
And that story you did about the hazards of drop-side cribs.
She's not gonna have time for a massage, Tully.
Get a lawyer if you want to. I'm taking my kid.
-Okay… -No, no, no. No, no.
You're sexy when you're pregnant and crazy, you know that?
I mean, we can't get tattoos together. We don't get to go to Vegas.
No, I'm not. I mean, yeah, it definitely sucked when I was going through it.
It all seemed pretty clear when you punched him.
{\an8}These are yours.
Oh, she's so cute!
♪ But so bewildering ♪
You know what? Would you guys excuse me? I need to use the ladies' room.
Fine. Later.
Hey, feel free to stop screaming any time you want.
Oh, I was thinking maybe we'd just hang out
and she lied to me about all these things. And I got really mad at her, Dad, and I--
Yeah, you know, I only did that story because of Kate. She's my best friend.
Maybe some sort of experimental treatment we haven't considered? Money is no object.
[Axl whimpers softly]
Fuck!
-Oh. -I'm kidding, of course I remember.
-When? -Soon!
the best friend that's still alive.
I wish he was taller.
Just so you know, I put sanitary napkins in the cabinet under your bathroom sink.
-Are you and Dad gonna get a divorce? -What? No.
-[chuckles] -Well…
I'm gonna leave you to talk this over.
You know, the thing with my mom.
You can't turn down your dream job!
I've… I've always wanted to live in New York.
Can't take it anymore.
There must be some sort of medication
I need to use your phone. It's an emergency.
I mean, this whole thing is so confusing.
Um…
Well…
-Yeah. -[Johnny chuckles]
Kate, you drove yourself all the way here, in labor. You are a rockstar.
I can't eat Cheetos for dinner. I can't get drunk on a random Tuesday.
Oh, big deal. 43 is like the new 37.
♪ But what else can I do? ♪
and more competitive.
-I mean, I can ask her… -Oh, God.
You just do it. Until they want nothing to do with you,
Worst day ever.
Suffering is inevitable.
I hate parents. They're insufferable! And now I'm going to be insufferable too!
-Oh, you're so cute! -No, no, no, that's literally insane.
Anyway, she… She drew on it, wasn't me.