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I have a life here. I'm… I'm comfortable.
Your mother, for instance, you've said that she passed away
[whines]
…{\an8}five, four, three, two, one!
-Dorothy! -Leave me alone!
Will you teach me how to draw like that?
Did you just tell me to relax?
I'm on a date with a beautiful woman in the best city in the world.
[Johnny] Wow.
And the whole, "Someday, you'll appreciate me!"
I don't think he's being lazy, sweetie.
Oh, it's okay.
-Huggies! -Oh, my God, he's so cute!
I just-- I don't want to lose this.
I don't know what I should do. I just don't know.
-[telephone ringing] -[Kate] Johnny, can you get the phone?
[Marah] Mom.
You need an adventure.
He's asking us to help him let go, Kate.
I can drop her off on my way…
Or Marah, if your mother doesn't want you to go, maybe you--
I'm not allowed to go to Stephanie's party.
All right. Be ready to go at seven.
♪ Coming around again Coming around again ♪
They're on their way! It's gonna be okay.
but you don't have to worry.
Oh, he's so cute, Johnny. I love him.
It's a little late for that, hon.
{\an8}What happened to your makeup?
And we're going to be different. Why aren't you freaking out?
I'm talking to you! Look what you're doing!
Okay.
Come on.
I mean, I definitely never expected to be divorced before 30,
I'm not scared.
[Kate snorts]
I missed you.
Are you positive that I'm not showing?
I don't even know his last name.
I don't wanna do that.
But, I just--
Right. [chuckles]
You're a bright light, Kim.
Okay. I know she may be going a little bit overboard,
-[water stops] -[sniffles]
and expect you to stop being fun and spontaneous, and this is bullshit!
The day I miss my cue is the day that you can give me shit about it.
You know, I'm anchoring on the weekends for KPOC,
And protect her, and just not let anything bad happen to her.
He's, uh…
[car approaching]
♪ I know nothing stays the same ♪
You're the biggest celebrity she's interviewed.
Give me drugs! Drugs! Drugs! Give me the drugs!
-[scoffs] -It might be a relief.
-Yeah? -[laughing]
This isn't my first rodeo, babe. Don't worry about it.
I'll hold it in. Please just give me something to help with the pain! Ah!
Yes, which is why I did an episode on fatherless daughters,
And I know you guys have been fighting a lot--
{\an8}-I'll save up to buy a new one. -Don't worry about it.
I can't believe this.
[static continues]