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{\an8}-I didn't mean to lie. -You can't just lie by accident, Tully.
[Johnny sighs]
[Margie] We'll see about that next time.
And when you're the one who's pregnant…
Ah.
I'm not running away. I'm going to my best friend's house,
-I'm her mother! She belongs with me! -Grandma!
I know, it's perfect.
I just didn't think that it'd be that big of a deal.
{\an8}Hey, Kim. Come to shake your booty?
What? Why didn't you tell me?
[soft instrumental music playing]
[Tully] One, two, three.
{\an8}-I don't want to owe you anything. -You don't… owe me.
I'm sorry.
-[Kate] What? -[Tully] Surprise!
{\an8}And my barrettes.
-[sighs] -[Johnny] You gonna be okay?
She sees this as, like, her big break. She's gonna want it to go national.
Obviously, it makes no sense for me to have a baby.
Marah, Mom didn't cheat on me.
filling in during the weekday. It's a great gig.
[Kate] Johnny.
Oh, you have no idea how helpful it is to have that information out there.
Well, I can babysit or, you know, Johnny can.
[bartender] Okay, ladies. Shot of water for the prego,
-We know, baby. Just calm down. -Oh, my God, I am perfectly calm.
Sure. Thanks.
I was gonna ask if you could hand me that lens there.
[Axl whimpering]
-It's for when you get your period. -Yeah, I know what they're for!
{\an8}Rawr. Someone's on the rag.
Yeah, it's the hormones. Remember what I was like when I was pregnant?
{\an8}-No, just no. -We'll do those in the commercial break.
The interview went great. Kimber loved the pinkeye story.
No, wait.
That's good! That's a normal thing and you're doing great!
Okay.
It's Johnny. Something's wrong with Axl.
Great, good. I will get my handbag… [clears throat]
I'm going to be with him here.
So should I come in?
You don't look so good.
We've exhausted all the options.
[sighs] Like what?
[breathes shakily]
♪ Nothing stays the same ♪
[commentator on TV] And there he goes. He's on the move.
[yelps]
She's trying to get in, like, a little pre-baby bonding.
Now I pee whenever I sneeze.
[clicks tongue]
I don't know. I-I thought I knew her, but then there was just all this stuff,
And she's perfect.
[whistles] Hey!
Well, I don't have a basement, so…
Hey Katie-Kate. I hope Axl's doing okay.
It's true! You wouldn't believe how much turpentine it took to fix it.