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Being all ripe, womanly…
Wait, what are you saying? You want us to put him down?
That's not why we split up, okay?
It took us forever to conceive.
fall asleep on the couch watching a movie like we used to.
-Is Tully the real father? -[laughs]
We are not getting divorced, not ever.
Can't help you out on that one.
[overlapping chatter]
well, you might not understand.
The thing is, my life is so crazy right now.
[George] Look what she's doing! I'm tired of it!
I'm not equipped for this. I was practically raised by wolves.
-Here, just squeeze my hand. -[groans]
I know it's hard, sweetie. But it's only because she--
Is there anything I can do to help? Anything, you name it.
Why do you think I hit him? And that was a--
Don't forget to shine.
Did something happen with you and Tully?
I want to go to Emma's.
You're just like this vessel and that's all that you are,
Axl. Come here. Come here. Bring the ball.
{\an8}Hey, did you hear me?
Okay. Now you're being sexy again, I like it.
{\an8}Why do I have to go? I don't even like John Denver.
-So sexy. -[knocking on door]
When it's your baby, you can find out the sex.
I just-- I don't want to leave.
[dog barking in distance]
I'm going places, babe, especially since I just got offered a reporter position
Oh, honey.
-The show's about to begin! {\an8}-Ready?
I like Marah. For your grandmother.
[Marah sighs]
-[song stops] -[vomiting]
[Axl whimpering]
Here you go.
-See? Easy. -[cell phone ringing]
{\an8}[sighs]
Better than going to a John Denver concert.
We're a family.
[Kate] Could be the six waffles you had for dinner.
What happened to her? Is she dead? And how did she pass?
Hey, sweetie…
[Kate] Oh, she's so perfect!
Okay. I may be pregnant, but I am still alive.
Okay, everybody! The coffee is percolating and the cake is cut. Yeah?
See, bitch? This makes me feel like I'm my old self.
I mean, nobody else has to go sit with their mother and watch her dance.
The point of the segment is to {\an8}try the new trends,
He has good days and he has bad days. Yesterday was a good day.
-Let me do it. -I'll do the shoes.
-[clears throat] -[Axl whines]
♪ I believe in love ♪
or special diet that we could try.
And I'm here if you want to talk about it.
Okay.
Or, and just hear me out, just tell her the truth.
-Okay. Okay. {\an8}-All right, everyone! Take your seats!
[answering machine beeps]
♪ I know nothing stays the same ♪
-Oh, my God, that is so typical. -Stop it! Both of you! God!