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[exhales deeply]
Axl!
[toilet flushes]
Okay, that's mathematically impossible.
That is not happening. And don't look at me like that.
My whole life is going to be different. I'm gonna be different.
♪ Daddy breezes in ♪
-We should talk about this. -Grandma!
And he's gonna be a rock star.
You're not leaving that thing here. We're about to have a baby.
Listen to me. I'm the godmother and Kate's official birth coach.
Yeah.
She won't want that. She's gonna be obsessed with her little one.
You obviously just got back from a run. I'm gonna go.
As the person who is about to squeeze a human being out of their body,
Like you said, I'm 43. My grandmother was 43 when I was born.
[static hissing on TV]
No, I just wanted to say I had such a great time with you
-'Course he's got worms! Ha-ha! -[Kate] Oh, you're a good puppy!
And don't get me wrong, that night was so much fun
[mouths] We?
-I know, and her little face. -[chuckles]
Killing me! Joke!
A terrible, totally wrong thing to do?
Not the "I still love you" speech.
So did I. We all did.
What do you mean?
Just think of our Vegas trip! We're gonna go next month, remember?
Oh, well, I was the last of my friends too.
-Now I can't poop without crying. -My boobs are like deflated balloons.
Now I'm about to do something…
Yeah, sometimes I look around  and I can't believe this is my life.
I mean, I'm going through a divorce
Just so you know, Kimber's not gonna pull any punches.
She calls every five minutes and she keeps you on the phone for an hour.
and you gave me a hickey, which was kind of like a badge of honor.
Am I crazy or does she almost look like me?
Is this normal? For it to be this quick 'cause she's not due for like a week.
-You want me to ditch my own baby shower? -It would be pretty badass.
But your mom did absolutely nothing wrong.
Only if you buy me a hot dog.
No, you guys. We can't! This is crazy.
Oh, I love him so much!
None of this is healthy!
Hey, what are you doing here?
You're so lucky.
{\an8}Can you just go get my stuff?
Me and Kate and Marah.
It's like Carly Simon once said, "These are the good old days."