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♪ But if you're willing to play the game ♪
Thank you, for giving me a second chance.
It's a gift, Johnny. Just accept it and say thank you.
What are you talking about? Why would you ask that?
[gasps] It's so beautiful!
So smooth.
[laughs] Sure, right.
Okay, we're almost there. I'm gonna need one more big push.
But, man, I love that Bilbo Baggins. That's some trippy shit.
Why is the baby's room orange?
I'm worried about you, Tull.
It's time to say goodbye.
She's trying to take over this entire process.
Those are some serious hemorrhoids.
[Kate screaming]
Who said this was a date?
I peed like 500 times a day when I was pregnant.
-Want to know the sex? -Absolutely!
You mean the lie that you told me about your mom.
{\an8}I did try them. I tried really hard. They don't agree with me.
Yeah, and plus you're confused about everything.
[George] Look at her! Look at her!
I love you.
-Sorry. -That's a light meter, actually.
[Cloud chuckles]
I'm kidding. I love you.
[grunts]
[TV announcer] Many cold medicines aren't recommended…
No, it's fine. I get it. Go to Emma's.
so… I'm grateful.
-It looks like a penis! See? -That's an arm, Tully.
She's just upset.
That baby's gonna rip right through you.
Okay, bye.
and my daughter, I can't seem to connect with her.
Oh, my God. Oh, bartender.
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But the truth is, I'm just-- I'm happier now.
-Tully Hart! -{\an8}[cheers and applause]
-That's our baby. -I know. Oh, my God, it looks--
His heart is overloaded, there's fluid in his lungs.
-I know, honey. It's just-- -You just said.
[both chuckle]
Oh, I fucked up so bad.
{\an8}-We need the garments for Ms. Hart ASAP. -No, don't!
Full bitch-face on me. You know how she gets…
-It's freaky, but I can get into it. -Extra guacamole.