Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's it? That's the instructions?
- Lane probably thinks I forgot about her. - You want me to tell her you haven't?
I built a house yesterday.
I've been a camp counselor, organized a senior literacy program...
No tossing of the Jordan almonds. I repeat, put the almonds down.
Go back to the cooking room.
- Thanks. I'll see you tonight. - Wait. One sec.
who will love me and make me happy.
- Maybe I won't go to college. - You have to go.
Did your mother mention if they were coming?
- You did? Which one? - Marry Meme's.
Do not be sorry. What happened tonight was inevitable.
Have I told you I'm going to miss you?
- She's not insane. She just sounds it. - Okay.
I'll take you upstairs and throw you out the window.
- Lemony. - Yes.
- I should have known not to tell Mom. - You were trying to be nice.
What do you mean? What loses its cool factor in 12 hours?
It contains the phone number of my cousins in Korea...
I'm mad because my girlfriend doesn't have time for me.
- Move in where? - Move in with you.
Won't happen. Max is teaching a summer course at the University of Toronto.
'I'll be a troop leader. ' The only catch is it's summer, camping season.
He likes me. He's perfect. I'll never see him again.
She wouldn't pretend, to not kill the surprise?
He's the one with the early plane. We don't have to go anywhere.
I'll have the Luke's-giving-Lorelai- a- migraine meal.
$35?
You'll have to give up your dream of majoring in logging.
They don't, but they do need an accordion player...
- It is. - I understand. I'm hip, okay?
It's for charity.
Cards and letters, full of hope and 'see you soon. '
someone's drunk, or with someone's wife, and a chicken Kiev lands on the cake.
Don't look up. Pay attention to your surroundings.
I know, and I appreciate it.
You can't change who they are. You won't get anywhere trying to.
Mom.
- You'll go to summer school thrice a week. - You knew about that.
- Time? - 8:30.
Pass the bread.
Well, I think that's very nice.
- I've been volunteering for them for years. - Really? You just love the overalls?
This is the biggest thing to happen to me, possibly for the rest of my life.
We were supposed to hang out, I told him I couldn't.
- It really hurts. - I'm not discussing this.
you've never been happy for me. And that hurts, Mom.
I could help you organize your extracurricular activities...
Stopped calling?
'My life meant nothing until you used my toothbrush. '
Look what's happened to her over the last year.
Hope she wasn't insulted.
You and Mom can continue the Rory's-building-a-house routine.
We'll have to eat quickly. Your father has an early flight tomorrow morning.
I can't even imagine what that must feel like.
It took me two seconds to tell you I don't care. That's as quick as I get.
- I thought it was just for eye candy. - That, too.
- How's it sound? - Great.
- I had a really lousy night. - Oh, sorry.
My parents would really like to have lunch...
I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but we don't communicate very well.
Then my mouth got mad 'cause no mouth likes to have its nose rubbed in it.
I can't get over this.
- Oh, yeah. I know. - I started volunteering in fourth grade.
- Do you know? - No, I don't know!
This is about Harvard.
Marina, the door, please.