Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I am not a wimp. - Well, then be with me!

- and I'm the guy that gets laid. - I can't get laid?

- No sports or working out for a while. - Dr. Metzner?

Come on, hit me. Give me your best shot.

- Found it! - Oh, great.

Do you want to take it off yourself?

Girls dressing up for the Pumpkin Patch

It was all right. Nothing special.

For David, there was no bigger miracle than his family.

This is a frat party.

- Yeah, I could do that. - Good.

Look at my face.

- OK. - Condoms.

I guess I just didn't want to feel like this.

No, of course not. Why would I think that?

Yeah. Pecking at it with my... fire beak.

Look at my dick!

So unprofessional. But I read your script.

- Did you just open the car door for me? - Yes, I did.

- which is, yeah, totally fine. - Thank you.

- Definitely. - Good.

- Are you serious? - Yeah, go...

If we were in a relationship,

Your girlfriend here is a very talented doctor.

Go big or go home. There'll be hearts,

OK. Well, we should head out, so...

One, as if nothing is a miracle.

Just to hang out.

That's probably easier.

Happy birthday Kush

And this is Lisa.

I told you not to come. It's not safe in here.

Oh, yeah. You're such a wimp.

- What's that supposed to mean? - It just is true.

And then I just thought,

OK, you're gonna fight me. Yeah? Is that what you're gonna?

'cause now that I'm saying it out loud, it does sound crazy.

It's just... This is...

- She's just so hot. - I know how hot she is.

- Can we try again? - Sure. Mulligan.

All right. Everybody smile.

Keep bleedin', I keep, keep bleedin' love

and we were just jamming ideas and goofing around

You have to be drunk and look hot.

OK. Yes. Good. We are getting laid tonight, right?

OK, get in your car and drive away.

Kind of a sample.

I can almost see where your muscles go.

So, to Burning Man?

- You probably hear that all the time. - Not that much.

Just an old BMW. Five series. Right there.

Yeah, he read it, and he gave you notes, and...

Take me to Adam's house.

I didn't know you were dating someone.

Can I get you a dri?

And this is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin.

OK. OK, this is getting a little too realistic.

Hello, everyone.

I'm glad to see you.

I'm gonna take that thing away.

Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.

We're counting on you here, man. Man up, man!

How is your dad?

My parents are getting a divorce, that's why I had to go to camp, so...

- Really? - Yeah.

No, no, it was... it was exciting.

Adam, you want to come back strong here. Go from a position of power.

"I've Got The World On A String."

You know what? Just help me.

- so don't say anything to anyone. OK? - All right, I won't.

- No. Sorry. - You didn't.

Hey! That's cheating.

- That was such a fail on my part. - It's OK...

Did you think we had sex? Oh, my God, we did not have sex.

And I'm gonna laugh in your face, Adam. I'm sorry, but it's what I'm gonna do.

- He's OK. - Good.

Emma, rounds. Hey, Adam.

Why don't you go find some other girl who's not gonna hurt you?

Do you know that girl?

- I didn't have the courage. - Oh, my God. This is amazing.

I already texted him.

I'll take a cab.

I want you to meet Adam.

You're a big guy. Do you work out?

Like, "Boo! Here comes my dick."

But we don't look anything like pumpkins.

The bad news is, Megan is remarkably drunk.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I grew up in Ann Arbor.

You don't even have to have breakfast with her.

I'll take a look at it, sure. And then I'll call somebody.