Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

*that hunk over there* *looks really familiar*
since you're acting like children already.
Even if it's dressed up like a Care Bear,
- Oh, crap. - Katie, who's Bones?
Jesus.
When he finally goes down on you but his tongue game be weak af BHCMD
for you to bring a child into this world,
- I'll take it off. - You know what? I'll take it off.
- OK. - Remember, we're sluts!
Yeah, that's probably easier.
- I know, so that was kind of a bummer. - Whoa.
I had a one-night stand with him when I was 14.
- I combined them! - Wow. That's very impressive.
Because it's kind of weird.
and I'm still pretty high on the cough syrup,
Happy birthday Kushh
It was a nice funeral.
- You said no flowers. - That's pretty cute.
Dad!
...I respect you.
You're up.
- Hey, Philippe, it's Adam. - Hi. Come in.
I'm just studying for the doctor test.
- What? - I'll go on a date with you.
- Anyone special? - No.
- We're just hanging. - Thank you.
Thank you.
Guys, you get a five-minute warning.
Yeah, sorry. What were you gonna?
No. I'm an assistant.
- Thank you. - So, you're a paid writer.
What?
She needed a place to stay because, you know, her landlord is such a D-bag.
That's what I do.
- We're sex friends. - Yeah. Yes, we are.
Hey. You can't call me and tell me that you miss me.
And what were you dressed as?
- I love you. - That's good.
I love it when we're all on the same cycle.
I don't get my own milkshake?
It's my day!
That is a chair.
Oh, my God. This is happening. Is this really happening?
- Yes. - Look, in ten years from now,
- This is amazing. - Oh, you make... Hey!
Megan listens to me. Sometimes.
I'm sorry.
oops
We're sex friends.
It's OK.
I just love Kevin so much, you know?
Adam, don't you think it's been weird for me, too?
It's been eight months, Dad.
How drunk was Megan? She tried to hump my leg.
Today and I'll tell you why
Drink.
You see, we were at Burning Man.
"Great Scott!"
"Even Flow," "Red Red Wine."
You verb?
What? Did you tell him?
Keep, keep bleedin' love
He'll call in the morning.
- Already? - Yeah.
This is our friend, Patrice.
Happy birthday!
Boo!
Very pretty here.
OK.
We'll just ignore it.
Hey, would you ever? I...
because you know I'll be your friend, no matter what.
...I'm falling...
I have to...
And I'm feeling like I want to see other people.
Hey, Adam.
I got...
I also hate war.
Like boats?
- Just from a purely logical aspect... - What are you doing?
- Oh, boy. - Especially because, well,
Does your insurance cover invasive procedures?
- Leave me alone. - You leave me alone.
Oh, my God.
Because I love you.
Wait. Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Very funny. Hit me.
Hi.
Yes, I do. Perfect.
Hey.
I hope it's OK that I got your address from the W-4.
I feel like I'm talking too much about this, but...
- We were never together. - Oh, that's right. Friends...
No. Do not call anyone. Just read it and tell me what you think.