Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Megan listens to me. Sometimes.
...I respect you.
- Already? - Yeah.
And what were you dressed as?
You're up.
That's what I do.
What?
I have to...
- What? - I'll go on a date with you.
No. Do not call anyone. Just read it and tell me what you think.
I don't get my own milkshake?
for you to bring a child into this world,
Very funny. Hit me.
I'm just studying for the doctor test.
We're sex friends.
Drink.
- I'll take it off. - You know what? I'll take it off.
Yeah, sorry. What were you gonna?
- OK. - Remember, we're sluts!
Very pretty here.
- I combined them! - Wow. That's very impressive.
- Hey, Philippe, it's Adam. - Hi. Come in.
Hey, would you ever? I...
- Yes. - Look, in ten years from now,
Hey. You can't call me and tell me that you miss me.
OK.
*that hunk over there* *looks really familiar*
since you're acting like children already.
- Just from a purely logical aspect... - What are you doing?
Thank you.
Yes, I do. Perfect.
Because I love you.
No. I'm an assistant.
I feel like I'm talking too much about this, but...
Happy birthday!
It's OK.
Adam, don't you think it's been weird for me, too?
- Leave me alone. - You leave me alone.
Guys, you get a five-minute warning.
Oh, my God.
Today and I'll tell you why
Jesus.
- I love you. - That's good.
We'll just ignore it.
- We're just hanging. - Thank you.
Like boats?
Dad!
I got...
You verb?
I'm sorry.
It's been eight months, Dad.
- Oh, boy. - Especially because, well,
That is a chair.
I had a one-night stand with him when I was 14.
oops
I hope it's OK that I got your address from the W-4.
Yeah, that's probably easier.
"Even Flow," "Red Red Wine."
How drunk was Megan? She tried to hump my leg.
- You said no flowers. - That's pretty cute.
- We were never together. - Oh, that's right. Friends...
Hey.
- We're sex friends. - Yeah. Yes, we are.
- Oh, crap. - Katie, who's Bones?
When he finally goes down on you but his tongue game be weak af BHCMD
Even if it's dressed up like a Care Bear,
- Anyone special? - No.
Hi.
Hey, Adam.
Happy birthday Kushh
It was a nice funeral.
- I know, so that was kind of a bummer. - Whoa.
I just love Kevin so much, you know?
He'll call in the morning.
Does your insurance cover invasive procedures?
Boo!
I love it when we're all on the same cycle.
...I'm falling...
And I'm feeling like I want to see other people.
Because it's kind of weird.
She needed a place to stay because, you know, her landlord is such a D-bag.
You see, we were at Burning Man.
I also hate war.
and I'm still pretty high on the cough syrup,
It's my day!
Oh, my God. This is happening. Is this really happening?
What? Did you tell him?
Wait. Why didn't you tell me sooner?
"Great Scott!"
because you know I'll be your friend, no matter what.
This is our friend, Patrice.
Keep, keep bleedin' love
- This is amazing. - Oh, you make... Hey!
- Thank you. - So, you're a paid writer.