Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was a nice funeral.

- I love you. - That's good.

- Hey, Philippe, it's Adam. - Hi. Come in.

Happy birthday Kushh

I just love Kevin so much, you know?

Because it's kind of weird.

...I'm falling...

When he finally goes down on you but his tongue game be weak af BHCMD

- This is amazing. - Oh, you make... Hey!

He'll call in the morning.

It's been eight months, Dad.

- I know, so that was kind of a bummer. - Whoa.

- Oh, crap. - Katie, who's Bones?

Yeah, that's probably easier.

Very pretty here.

"Even Flow," "Red Red Wine."

No. I'm an assistant.

What? Did you tell him?

Today and I'll tell you why

I don't get my own milkshake?

- Just from a purely logical aspect... - What are you doing?

Adam, don't you think it's been weird for me, too?

Does your insurance cover invasive procedures?

That is a chair.

Even if it's dressed up like a Care Bear,

Hey, would you ever? I...

- OK. - Remember, we're sluts!

- Yes. - Look, in ten years from now,

- I'll take it off. - You know what? I'll take it off.

I'm just studying for the doctor test.

How drunk was Megan? She tried to hump my leg.

- What? - I'll go on a date with you.

Keep, keep bleedin' love

- Anyone special? - No.

- We're just hanging. - Thank you.

- We were never together. - Oh, that's right. Friends...

I had a one-night stand with him when I was 14.

I love it when we're all on the same cycle.

- Oh, boy. - Especially because, well,

because you know I'll be your friend, no matter what.

and I'm still pretty high on the cough syrup,

No. Do not call anyone. Just read it and tell me what you think.

We're sex friends.

Oh, my God. This is happening. Is this really happening?

- Leave me alone. - You leave me alone.

- Thank you. - So, you're a paid writer.

You see, we were at Burning Man.

Guys, you get a five-minute warning.

That's what I do.

I feel like I'm talking too much about this, but...

- You said no flowers. - That's pretty cute.

I also hate war.

Yeah, sorry. What were you gonna?

since you're acting like children already.

We'll just ignore it.

Hey. You can't call me and tell me that you miss me.

Yes, I do. Perfect.

Very funny. Hit me.

*that hunk over there* *looks really familiar*

She needed a place to stay because, you know, her landlord is such a D-bag.

And what were you dressed as?

- Already? - Yeah.

for you to bring a child into this world,

Because I love you.

- I combined them! - Wow. That's very impressive.

...I respect you.

Happy birthday!

Wait. Why didn't you tell me sooner?

This is our friend, Patrice.

- We're sex friends. - Yeah. Yes, we are.

Megan listens to me. Sometimes.

I hope it's OK that I got your address from the W-4.

And I'm feeling like I want to see other people.