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- Maybe I want to fight. - Yeah, well, I don't.
Hey, wait! If you don't make it back for my wedding, I'll kill you.
I'm incredibly easy to get!
OK, let's...
What happened last night?
You should know...
No.
but he really likes you and he definitely likes me,
I'll get my stuff.
My agent got me one of those medical marijuana cards.
I like you.
Bye. Drive safe.
Wow. Prius. Nice.
When his tongue is weak BHCMD
- Yeah. Of course. - It's just easier that way.
Lucy.
I have been seeing other people, Sam.
- Hey, you OK? - Yeah. I'm fine, thanks.
And we were spooning with our clothes on,
Hey. Hey!
When we lost your father, I couldn't stand to see you in pain,
you have 45 seconds to cum inside my pussy
Really? You know, I was thinking...
Hey, Adam. You left your socks in my room.
you know, what if all these grains of sand,
- Hi. - Vanessa, this is Emma.
No. No, I'm... I'm not his girlfriend.
I'll pick you up, and we can talk about our favorite books
So, you've told him about us.
Oh, that really hurt. Damn.
We’re not pumpkins we’re ladies
I hate breakfast. And lying.
I'm feeling good. I am wearing bikini bottoms
I don't need you to take care of me. I take care of myself.
No, no, no. I can't. I can't. Adam, I can't. I've gotta go.
I got a hand job on the dance floor to "Who Let The Dogs Out."
- Does anyone here need a drink? - Patrón!
who I don't have to lie to or eat breakfast with.
- What was it? - Yeah, I...
How did... How did you know that?
Great. Well done. Well played.
She has a boyfriend? Named Bones?
can i finger you?
Don't freak out, OK?
No, it's fine.
Wazzupguys you're so mean and evil.
.
Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
Oh, my God, Joy. I love you so much.
That's it. That's all I have.
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- You can't tell anyone. - She just texted him, "Where are you?"
Yeah. I haven't seen you guys since...
Hi. I'm Emma Kurtzman.
Good scene.
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You're funny. It's weird.
And how much money do you have on you?
- Did I? - You did.
Are you crying?
and you can't... write on my wall.
- And we'll see what she says. - Wow.
Come on, it's... it's one date. Just do it.
Give me your phone.
- Just "Hi"? - "Hi."
It's Einstein.
Why would he do that, Vanessa?
Katie!
No, that would be bad.
I told you to play hard to get.
So come by the bar. Great place.
Bravo.
- Bye, everyone. Thank you. - Oh, thank you so much for coming.
I know that you have issues with your dad, and that's cool,
Thank you.
- Joy, come join us. - Hey, Joy.
- Go for it! Man up! - You keep saying "Man up."
No, it's fine. I'll come to you.
- You cried during the show. - I liked the show.
Adam Franklin!
Yeah, look at you. Of course.
Happy birthday, Adam.
- Great Scott! - Bravo! Bravo!
Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff.
Mama needs to get a cab home, so...
I...
I think I know her.
That's your script.
Listen, don't fuck one of those girls.
What? Well, how old are you?
I'm the guy she marries, Adam.
I don't know. What do I do with that? I don't know.
...everyone is happy, and you're not.
Oh, man.
It reminded me of my senior prom.
I'm not an affectionate person.
Thank you.
Keep pushing.
- No, this is gonna be good for us. - Yeah. It's great.
This is her! This is Patrice!
.
OK, well, we can start with no fighting.
- What? - You always do this.
So, how you doing there, kiddo?
- That's strong. Toast to that. - Toast.
There's one that brings a tear to a daddy's eye
- Yeah. - Of course. Yeah.
Oh. OK, great. OK. Cool.
Yeah, hi. What are you doing? Where are you?
I'll be right back.
Do you want to do this?
Sometimes my neck gets sore.
I'm going to distribute these for an hour or so.
Yeah, Adam, come on, you're living every man's dreams.