Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look.
I don't know. I heard your show is tonight. Congratulations.
No.
Why? So I can wear makeup and act perfect all night?
mainly 'cause you're just... so beautiful.
That's...
You told me about it last night.
You're right. Let's smoke some weed.
Yeah. I really liked it.
You wanna come with me?
- Wait. - I'm seriously in love with you.
Twice.
Yes. Thank you.
Jesus. I don't know where to start. My dad's...
Oh, beautiful! Beautiful!
Do you think that you have red velvet in there?
It's Seven-Up, cough syrup and a Jolly Rancher.
Adam.
She drives me crazy
I just friended you. Do you think you're gonna confirm or ignore?
Hello?
You're not gonna hurt me.
Yeah. So, how's the show going?
- Go. - Now.
What are you gonna do? You're never gonna feel anything?
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Emma.
Well, we're kind of in a rush, so it was good seeing you.
- I thought that's what you said. - But no flowers, OK?
Got a cocktail for the ladies.
It's like a peanut allergy, like... an emotional peanut allergy.
so why am i naked in your room? it's kind of a long story
Yeah. He was with... with a girl. It was his girlfriend.
Me too.
Can we not tell everyone?
This is my fault. I should not have made you soup.
- But... - Yes, she does.
You're wearing Long Johns?
Thanks. My sister's getting married.
.
"Sunday Bloody Sunday"?
Did I just say "What's up" to Stephen Metzner?
he's like, "Great Scott"? No?
*that hunk over there* *looks really familiar*
Watch and learn.
- Yeah. Don't write that. - Yeah!
- Yes, we know that. - We heard.
Is that you?
We're professionals.
Even ugly women.
You got...
It was a nice funeral.
I'll come with you.
I'll go have sex with someone, too.
Yeah. Wow! Do you go here? Why?
...why they call him Bones.
- They're fantastic. - No, this.
Great Scott. That's funny stuff.
- What happened? - Oh, my.
Your mom.
- Not your job. - Yeah.
You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?
I haven't seen her in two weeks, so...
- What do you want to do? - Something crazy.
*that hunk over there* *looks really familiar*
That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine
- I don't have to go. - No. No, go. Have fun, really.
That's my Christopher Walken.
Oh, I'm gonna confirm. For sure.
Come on, quick, before I get a hernia!
Well, you guys are doing a really good job.
Feel that?
- We're so proud of you. - Make a wish.
It's like a crime scene in my pants.
You probably hear that all the time.
It's gonna be fun.
when your friend stopped by from work.
I'd have sex with a pioneer. For sure.
- Where's? - She went home.
Yeah.
you think so?
Shira, chocolate. Now.
But I'd just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old T-shirts.
- Oh... - OK.
Where are my pants?
'Cause if you want any pointers, you know...
Come on. It's OK.
- Was that fun, or what? - So fun.
Emma, think about your career. Do not do this.
- You have? - Yeah, a lot of other people.
Look, Katie.
Do I curse too much?
- When Benji and Sari did the kiss... - They committed to it.
Adam, I wanted to tell you. I was just about to tell you.
I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
Well, I can't date you, either. 'Cause you're not my dad's type, so...
That's like trading an iPod for a 8 track.
Oh. I also...
You're so dope. Did you know that about yourself?
Good. I was hoping we could do this a lot more.
You know, I didn't think that it was gonna be so...
Yeah, friends.